Olivas is escorted off Stable grounds in cuffs
by Rusty Nobbs, Bluegrass Roundup

December 13, 2007: Lexington, KY – David Olivas’s tenure in Kentucky is finally over.  GM Rudis says, “We have finally rid ourselves of Olivas and his legal team.” Rudis is referring to the three injunctions served upon the Kentucky organization during the 2007 season and playoffs.  It seems as though even though Olivas was released in May, September, and November his legal team – headed by the notorious Drew Peterson – found a way around the system.  Today’s events spell relief for GM Rudis, his sidekick Bill Shatner, and the entire Kentucky organization of farms. I reached Mr. Rudis for his comments moments after receiving word from the Sherriff’s office.

Rusty:  Mr. Rudis, Duane, what can you tell me about the events here at the Stables this afternoon.
Duane:  Well Rusty, you know we have been frustrated with David both on and off the field.
Rusty:  Yes we are all aware of the hassles he has created here in Kentucky, but what really happened here today?
Duane:  You see Rusty, Mr. Olivas pushed us a little too far this time.  Not only did he file injunctions for each time he was released from our organization, but he stole from us … yes he stole from us.
Rusty:  Are you referring to the way he went about getting that $784,000 award from arbitration?
Duane:  Well, that too … but in this specific instance, no.  Olivas was caught red-handed with team Thoroughbreds Towels in his possession outside of the pasture.  It appears as though he had the intent of selling these towels on some internet market site.
Rusty:  Yes I know which ones you are referring to … the ones with the gold-woven outline of the Thoroughbreds logo, in posh team colors both home and away versions.  Yes I know of these spectacular items.  How many did he have?
Duane:  David had about 28 of them to be exact.  The S.O.B. better hope we don’t find anything else in his locker.
Rusty:  Well you seem pretty wrapped up in this, maybe I should go …
Duane:  What’s the diff, Rusty?  You have always been a friend of Kentucky’s and I am sure you are as hurt as we are in what was discovered.
Rusty:  I sure am … how could anyone even contemplate such an atrocity?
Duane:  Rusty, do me a favor … when you send this to print you tell that S.O.B. that he best never attempt to bring his horse back here to Kentucky.  He can kiss my a$%$ that stupid %^T&*^&* dirt-bag!!!  If I ever see his mule in Kentucky again I am going to have it euthanized!!!!
Rusty:  You bet Mr. Rudis … I will send your message to print as soon as I get back to the office ….. We will ALL be sure that lowlifes like him never enjoy another Kentucky moment …  Good luck with your continued financial situation.
Duane:  Hold a sec Rusty, I have to take this call …… ….. …. ….. Rusty you will never guess what?
Rusty:  What is going on???
Duane:  That was Mr. Tanner of the New Orleans Trendsetters on the phone.  He heard over the wire that a situation had arisen here in Kentucky.
Rusty:  Ok, and did he just call to give you support?
Duane: Even better … he offered to take Olivas off our hands if we drop the charges … that means another $784,000 off the books.  WooHoo … what a day!!!!!!!!  We nail Olivas for good and now he will be gone for good!!!!!!  Where is Bill??? I need to celebrate!!!!  Actually I am buying this time … see you at Thumpers at 8:00pm.
Rusty:  Awesome news Duane … yes I will see you there.

And there you have it … straight from the Horse’s Mouth.