Tempe Knights Target new GM

Legendary Knights GM Alan Ehlers has come up missing,  forcing Tempe owner Chris Van Hauter to find a quick replacement. Van Hauter is targeting Rory “BeerCloud” Collins from Indiana to take over the post. Although Collins has no experience in the OOTP 14th dimension, he is in his 4th season with the Texas Rangers(CBL Rewind). He has a GM of the year award with that team in the OOTP 12th dimension.

“Im aware that I’m entering this job under tough circumstances. But I will roll up my sleeves and get to work with this team and hopefully the players will be onboard with how I do things. I’ve heard that the OOTP 14th dimension is kind of the same as the OOTP 12th dimension, only weirder. So I can deal with that” BeerCloud Collins was also quoted as saying that he hopes the federal authorities will locate Mr. Ehlers soon and find him unharmed.

Some members from state rivals the Yuma Bulldozers, have been questioned by authorities. No one has been arrested in connection to Ehlers disappearance although there is some evidence that their heavy equipment has been used to dig large holes on their property decently. Turf Wars is a suspected motive in the case. Or Sand Wars if ya will.  Ehlers was last seen in a Yuma sports bar called “Hit This“.

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