October 9, 2014
Posted by Anonymous Blogger @ 11:14 a.m.

In an apparent act of sabotage, the Seoul Crushers drank from the wrong water supply during a recent series with the Naha Shisa. Both teams have been talking a ton of smack behind closed doors. This, in turn, has made the upcoming series quite important.

Seoul owner Mark Kierstead put the blame for losing the two-game series with Naha on consumption of the new and improved water supply. The water supply has been cut off to players, management and anyone of importance to the team.

Upper management has not publically spoken yet, but an anonymous tipster has told me that before the players were on the field, the water was switched by one of the groundskeepers. Video apparently showed that the water cask beening swapped with Naha’s, taking about two minutes. The person of interest has been apprehended. We do not know his whereabouts.

Crushers players knew something was wrong from the start. The water smelled like the back end of a goat and tasted stagnant with a hint of mint. Manager Francisco Rosa said a few bench players got sick during the game. Rosa immediately phoned Kierstead, who promised to look into the situation after the game. Rosa was told to make sure the players sucked it up.

Kierstead was not upset that the Crushers lineup was drinking the wrong water. He was more upset that the Shisa had that high quality, pure-tasting water on their side. Some within the organization feel that Kierstead is under a ton of stress, as has been muttering to himself as of late. Maybe he has been tainted by the wrong water supply, as well. One thing is sure: We need to look into this further to get to the bottom of this minor disaster.