EDINBURGH, Scotland – The Scottish Claymores, Edinburgh’s beloved baseball team, have announced an exciting expansion to their home, The Castle. With an uptick in fan attendance, the team is set to add an additional 2,000 seats to accommodate their growing legion of supporters. A New Chapter for The Castle Nestled in the heart of Edinburgh, […]
December… 2041 Asheville, North Carolina Police Department Headquarters It was way too early in the morning, the day after… but crime doesn’t sleep and neither did Officer Ortega. The air at Headquarters was thick with the scent of old coffee and Mr. Sanford’s sweat. Ortega sat at his desk, the dim light from his beat-up […]
In the offices of WV…GM Abcarian pounds his fist down on his keyboard and throws his phone across the room. Feeling absolute rage, the vein on his forehead bulging out, GM Abcarian gestured to the door to dismiss Scouting Director Ed Eubank.“How do we pay this idiot $310,000, and he cannot sign the right Free […]
While last year actually happened, West Virginia is going to do their best to forget it and call it a lost year. Knowing that, there will be some positions that are up for grabs this spring training. One of those positions will be catcher. With 2 catchers on the 40 man roster, one would think […]
Just as an expirement I had AI do an article. I used as the parameters “Write an article about a baseball player named Gabriel Santos who has plenty of speed and defensive skills in CF acquiring the nickname Bad Santa because of his outspoken nature. He also swears.” This is what AI came up with. […]
“I wonder how long we are going to have to sit here before we get some fucking service?” And thus, my interview with Gabriel Santos had begun. “Jesus H. Christ, let’s just grab a table.” Santos then proceeded to walk into the middle of the restaurant, past the line of people waiting at the […]
New Orleans, LA, January 31, 2042 – Nobody really knew the guy when he showed up with a signing bonus of 1.9 million dollars out of Argentina. The Fargo Dinosaurs had gotten word from an overseas scout that this guy, was somebody they should invest in, so they did. He didn’t […]
Pat Allen dug his cleats into the batter’s box, twisting them into the dirt like desperate roots in dry soil. The pitcher, a hulking figure from Toyama with a fastball that seemed to blur the edges of the world, stared him down. The count was 0-2. The crowd hummed like cicadas in the summer heat, […]
The West Virginia Alleghenies would like to announce their new hitting coach for Aruba(R). Welcome to the all-time leader in games, at-bats, hits and doubles, 3rd in RBI’s and singles, 4th in runs, 9th in walks and 13th in Hr’s, and our new Aruba hitting coach, Brad Davis. Brad had decided to take 3 years […]
Today the West Virginia Alleghenies decided to revamp some of their coaches in the minor leagues. That included firing pitching Jorge Aguilar from Maine (AA) and then promoting both David Sánchez and Akio Sai. Doing that left an opening for a new pitching coach in Aruba (R). While some thought that the team would go […]
