10 Questions for the Bears - Ted Boyd

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Please note: Yes, you're all getting bored. But the Bears have a 10 game lead on the division after a week of starting scrubs, so we're just killing time until the post-season. Until then, we're going to keep introducing our players via the "10 questions" format. Today is Shortstop (and the only man with more grit than Trot Nixon), Ted Boyd

1. Who besides the Bears is the toughest team in PEBA?

Crystal Lake, their pitching is awesome.

2. If you were going to share a Lean Cuisine with a member of the Aurora Borealis who would it be?

Chris "Dream" Weaver. I heard he was the inspiration for the song.

3. What are your strengths?

Grit.

4. What are your weaknesses?

Lasagna and Bob Evans biscuits

5. Bob Evans or Denny's?

You're kidding, right?

6. Parachute Pants or Michael Jackson Zipper Jacket?

The jacket, but only if topped off with a painter's cap.

7. Favorite Jack Cobb moment?

Spring Training, 2006. He claimed he was going to sit out camp to get a better contract but showed up in a fake mustache anyways. Eventually, he just stopped wearing it and nobody has spoken of it since.

8. Hillary Clinton or Barack Obama?

Mike Huckabee.

9. Manager Aric Kinast's best quality?

What happens in Reno, stays in Reno.

10. Favorite spot to visit when playing in Canton?

The Raisin Rack at Cleveland Avenue and 44th. Best. Saitan. Ever.