10 Questions for the Bears

[Ghosts]

10 questions for the Bears

Bob Peterson

1. Who besides the Bears is the toughest team in PEBA?

Palm Springs Codgers: I think Morris, Gustafson, Ericson and Frazier in the
same lineup should be illegal.

2. If you were going to share a Lean Cuisine with a member of the Fargo Dinosaurs who would it be?

It is tough but I would say Alfrendo Mora, Alfredo Pinto or Raul Pinto. Defintely an Alfredo or a Pinto. Yeah, so Alfredo Pinto.

3. What are your strengths?

Leadership, I love my team and I try to keep everybody loose going into the stretch.

4. What are your weaknesses?

Well, I am 5'9 so I would say my height.

5. Bob Evans or Denny's?

I love the Grand Slam at Denny's, but sometimes I'm in the mood for Moons Over My Hammy. Definitely Denny's, though.

6. Parachute Pants or Michael Jackson Zipper Jacket?

Both. Preferably at the same time.

7. Favorite Jack Cobb moment?

The time he tried to convince me that "corn on the cob" was invented by his great-great-grandfather.

8. Hillary Clinton or Barack Obama?

Mike Gravel. Just watch.

9. Manager Aric Kinast's best quality?

His imitation of Willy Wonka. One word: phenomenal.

10. Favorite spot to visit when playing in Canton?

"It's Me!" hair salon. I defy anyone to get their hair cut anywhere else.

[John]

This was absolutely hilarious. I laughed out loud at the Alfredo Pinto bit.

[Apollos]

Nicely done :)

[Tyler]

I agree; great work! It's nice to see articles all over the map in style like this.