Only one really suffering right now is Roberto 'Dracula' Salazar. Anyone need a young, controlled, stud leadoff man who will swipe 60+ a year? Currently entertaining outlandish offers
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Sorry can't do, I need my lone fifth round draft pick so I can attend the draft, pretend to be happy and clap my hands while I watch others draft and have fun. Also, river water for a fifth round pick is a robbery, unless there are something magical in it.Bulldozers wrote:On its way. Please send a fifth round draft choice to Yuma.Harpoon wrote:Please mail a dozen COLORADO RIVER WATER with alcohol to Hartford.
Oh, there are.Harpoon wrote:Also, river water for a fifth round pick is a robbery, unless there are something magical in it.
Unto temptation thou shalt submit. Be comforted beside the waters of Babylon. Drink heartily from the river of many colors.Harpoon wrote:After this sim, I am very tempted by your magical water.
Salmon slapdown imminent!Borealis wrote:...collides on the bases with a Dirty Codger ...
We'll let Imhoff lay one off Dias' dome - he'll tear a labrum on the pitch and he can serve his suspension on the DL...Leones wrote:Salmon slapdown imminent!Borealis wrote:...collides on the bases with a Dirty Codger ...
Borealis wrote:We'll let Imhoff lay one off Dias' dome - he'll tear a labrum on the pitch and he can serve his suspension on the DL...Leones wrote:Salmon slapdown imminent!Borealis wrote:...collides on the bases with a Dirty Codger ...
Now there's an extraordinary statistic! 400 saves, and not a single life to show for them. How weird is baseball.Badgers wrote:I don't think anyone has mentioned it anywhere, but Alfredo Aranda recorded his 400th save this week. He locked down Kentucky's 8-6 win over Florida to become the first PEBA player to reach that milestone. He's been a lifelong Thoroughbred after the team's scouts found him in Puerto Rico when he was 19 years old.