CRYSTAL LAKE HERALD SPORTS – GNATS NOW Brandon Johnson Elected PEBA Union President Updated: November 6th, 2032 – 8:05 PM By Howard Heskin, Gnats Beat Writer and ESPN PEBA Correspondent – Twitter @HowardHeskin1 Brandon Johnson was unanimously elected president of the PEBA player’s Union today for the 2032-2033 calendar year. Johnson the son of the famed actor […]
CRYSTAL LAKE HERALD SPORTS – GNATS NOW GM Ermola’s State of the League Finance Report – 2031 Updated: November 26, 2030 – 5:39 PM By Howard Heskin, Gnats Beat Writer and ESPN PEBA Correspondent – Twitter @HowardHeskin1 GM RJ Ermola of the Crystal Lake Sandgnats, who is also the finance director of PEBA, presented a […]
CRYSTAL LAKE HERALD SPORTS – GNATS NOW Dave Crocker Embarrassed by Loss in Jacksonville Mayoral Election Updated: November 4th, 2031 – 11:59 PM By Howard Heskin, Gnats Beat Writer and ESPN PEBA Correspondent – Twitter @HowardHeskin1 Florida businessman Penny Banks on Tuesday scored a rare win for big-city Republicans by defeating Former Florida Featherhead, Second […]
CRYSTAL LAKE HERALD SPORTS – GNATS NOW Mogadishu Pirates win 2031 IBC Championship Updated: October 11th, 2031 – 1:25 PM By Howard Heskin, Gnats Beat Writer and ESPN PEBA Correspondent – Twitter @HowardHeskin1 Gun shots could be heard all over Somalia today as the country celebrated their own Mogadishu Pirates 2031 Championship win at Nasra […]
CRYSTAL LAKE HERALD SPORTS – GNATS NOW Charleston’s Akihito Matsuo Sets Record for Most Games Appeared by Pitcher in a Season Updated: October 4th, 2031 – 1:25 PM By Howard Heskin, Gnats Beat Writer and ESPN PEBA Correspondent – Twitter @HowardHeskin1 It might not have been the most memorable season for Charleston in 2031, but […]
CRYSTAL LAKE HERALD SPORTS – GNATS NOW Jose Escobido Announces Retirement From Baseball Updated: October 4th, 2031 – 1:25 PM By Howard Heskin, Gnats Beat Writer and ESPN PEBA Correspondent – Twitter @HowardHeskin1 Second Basemen Jose Escobido announced via his Twitter page today that he has decided to hang it up and call it a […]
SPORTS – GNATS NOW Pepe Espinosa Not Quite Ready for the Big Leagues Updated: October 25th, 2031 – 6:05 PM By Howard Heskin, Gnats Beat Writer and ESPN PEBA Correspondent – Twitter @HowardHeskin1 Former Gnats Catcher, Pepe Espinosa was excited to learn he would join the Gnats as Bench Coach for the 2031 season, but […]
CRYSTAL LAKE HERALD SPORTS – GNATS NOW Gnats’ Owner Ex-Wife Wants Judge to Rescind Her $250 Million Divorce Settlement Updated: December 11, 2030 – 8:00 PM By Howard Heskin, Gnats Beat Writer and ESPN PEBA Correspondent – Twitter @HowardHeskin1 Vanessa Dole, the ex-wife of Crystal Lake Sandgnats owner Charles “Chuck” Dole IV claims her $250 […]
CRYSTAL LAKE HERALD SPORTS – GNATS NOW GM Ermola’s State of the League Finance Report – 2030 Updated: November 2, 2030 – 8:39 PM By Howard Heskin, Gnats Beat Writer and ESPN PEBA Correspondent – Twitter @HowardHeskin1 As is tradition at the end of season PEBA press conference, GM RJ Ermola took the the podium, […]
CRYSTAL LAKE HERALD SPORTS – GNATS NOW Gnats Fall Second Straight Year in Division Series Updated: October 16, 2030 – 11:45 PM By Howard Heskin, Gnats Beat Writer and ESPN PEBA Correspondent – Twitter @HowardHeskin1 Once again for the second year in a row, closer, Javier ‘Random’ Jiménez became the pariah going into the off-season […]
