CRYSTAL LAKE HERALD SPORTS – GNATS NOW Mogadishu Pirates win 2033 IBC Championship Updated: December 10th, 2033 – 1:25 PM By Howard Heskin, Gnats Beat Writer and ESPN PEBA Correspondent – Twitter @HowardHeskin1 A bit late on the news given the drama surrounding the Ellison and Dole family, it can not be lost that among […]
CRYSTAL LAKE HERALD SPORTS – GNATS NOW Megan Ellison Announces Intention to Purchase Crystal Lake Sandgnats from Dole Family Updated: December 10, 2033 – 11:59PM Megan Ellison, the daughter of Crystal Lake Sandgnats co-founder, billionaire Oracle Corporation co-founder and chairman, Larry Ellison, and his ex-wife, Barbara Boothe Ellison announced her intention to purchase the team […]
CRYSTAL LAKE HERALD SPORTS – GNATS NOW Steve Hott Rescued from Mt. Washington Updated: December 10, 2033 – 11:30 PM By Howard Heskin, Gnats Beat Writer and ESPN PEBA Correspondent – Twitter @HowardHeskin1 Steve Hott was rescued from Mount Washington early this morning after he hurt his leg and spent two cold nights on the mountain. According […]
CRYSTAL LAKE HERALD SPORTS – GNATS NOW Steve Hott Announces Retirement Updated: December 10, 2033 – 11:30 AM By Howard Heskin, Gnats Beat Writer and ESPN PEBA Correspondent – Twitter @HowardHeskin1 Pitcher Steve Hott, who pitched 6 seasons with Crystal Lake, Florida and Duluth announced his retirement. “Everything in life has a beginning, middle and end. The […]
CRYSTAL LAKE HERALD SPORTS – GNATS NOW Gnats’ Owner Dole Tours Water Facility with Yuma Owner Slummings Updated: December 09, 2033 – 11:30 PM By Howard Heskin, Gnats Beat Writer and ESPN PEBA Correspondent – Twitter @HowardHeskin1 The Yuma Water Refinery hosted about a dozen community officials including Crystal Lake ice magnet Charles Dole, IV, today […]
CRYSTAL LAKE HERALD SPORTS – GNATS NOW Gnats’ Bench Coach Dan Stephens Extends Contract 2 Years Updated: December 10, 2032 – 11:30 AM By Howard Heskin, Gnats Beat Writer and ESPN PEBA Correspondent – Twitter @HowardHeskin1 Bench Coach Dan Stephens and the Crystal Lake Sandgnats announced an agreement to extend their contract for an additional 2 years […]
CRYSTAL LAKE HERALD SPORTS – GNATS NOW PEBA is a $5 Billion Dollar Industry – State of the League Finances 2032 Updated: December 11, 2032 – 1:39 PM By Howard Heskin, Gnats Beat Writer and ESPN PEBA Correspondent – Twitter @HowardHeskin1 GM RJ Ermola of the Crystal Lake Sandgnats, who is also the finance director of […]
CRYSTAL LAKE HERALD SPORTS – GNATS NOW Burns and Arnold Out of Crystal Lake in Florida Deal Updated: November 22nd, 2032 – 11:40 AM By Howard Heskin, Gnats Beat Writer and ESPN PEBA Correspondent – Twitter @HowardHeskin1 Gnats fans woke up today after a surprise over-night deal that will send perennial All-Star Closer Bob Burns and 2030 Wunderkind […]
CRYSTAL LAKE HERALD SPORTS – GNATS NOW Dean McNeil Wins SL Golden Arm Award Updated: November 21st, 2032 – 11:50 PM By Howard Heskin, Gnats Beat Writer and ESPN PEBA Correspondent – Twitter @HowardHeskin1 When Dean McNeil was named the winner of the Sovereign League Golden Arm Award on Tuesday, he was golfing in Mexico with Luppe van […]
CRYSTAL LAKE HERALD SPORTS – GNATS NOW Duane ‘The Rock’ Johnson Elected President, Declares Fair Pay 1st Priority Updated: November 9, 2032 – 11:05 PM By Howard Heskin, Gnats Beat Writer and ESPN PEBA Correspondent – Twitter @HowardHeskin1 “The people of our great land have spoken. Worker’s Rights are Human Rights. Today, we turn the page […]
