Coming from Indonesia, it can be hard to properly pronounce names in the West. Wira Djojohadiksumo has come across many that struggle to say his last name right, even the game announcers struggle. And who can blame people? It’s 7 syllables and 15 letters long. A mouthful, if you will! It definitely takes up it’s […]
In a bizarre turn of events, a fan was caught streaking through the Jane P. Woods Memorial Stadium grounds today. A confused Arlington police officer spotted movement during a routine inspection, and noticed local Bureaucrats fan Bert Dickson running naked on the field. To add to the hilarity, Billy Buckley, the Master of the Keys […]
Daniel Woods Jr. has suddenly passed, after having driven his Cadillac off a cliff after consuming a copious amount of whiskey. It was a shock to us all, as it was well known he had a 20-year chip from Alcoholics Anonymous. His family has requested we leave them alone in this trying time. In […]
In 1988, Metallica released the “…And Justice for All” album. In it, there lay a track called “To Live is To Die”, about the futility of life and how we are merely destined to die upon our birth. It is entirely instrumental, down-beat, and very nearly depressing to listen to. That is exactly how I […]
Another year has come, and Spring Training is upon us. We are ready for whatever the season has to throw at us. Through pain, through suffering, and through triumph. As we approach the season, let us take a look at the probable Opening Day roster for our beloved Bureaucrats: Catchers: Will Carrol Harley Board Infielders: […]
Felix Ortega, a name that has been out of PEBA for well over a decade, has made his return. In 6 seasons with the Bureaucrats, he had a 3.24 ERA while boasting a record of 82-45. He managed staggering 943 strikeouts with a career Arlington WHIP of 1.12. Giving up less than 1 home run […]
