The Malthouse – Madison, WI: July 11th, 2033 The question is simple, should he stay or should he go? Marcos Sánchez has got to have the Clash’s hit single playing on repeat in his mind all season as he is questioned about his contract’s opt out clause at least once a week this season. The […]
The Malthouse – Madison, WI: January 2nd, 2033 The Madison Malts started the offseason with a lackluster realization.. 2032 did not go as planned. While improving on 2031’s 69-93 record to 73-89 in 2032, the Malts still finished 4th in a tough Great Lakes division that highlighted the continued growth of the Kalamazoo Badgers, who […]
The Malthouse – Madison, WI: April 12th, 2032 Madison spent another busy offseason retooling the team for the future, putting a larger emphasis on correcting the imbalance on the mound while making some sacrifices and looking for low cost pieces in the field. Let’s take a look at this year’s opening day starters. Starting […]
The Malthouse – Madison, WI: April 6th, 2031 It took some bribing, but as I was finally able to get a sneak peak of the new stadium and home of the Madison Malts, formally of Canton. The Malthouse is a thing a beauty, and in five days when Madison’s hosts it’s season opener against the […]
Winter Meetings: Asheville Hotel Ballroom; Dec 15, 2030 Wow, what a whirlwind for Canton Longshoreman fans. The big news first, Owner William Marsten IV has uprooted the team, to many seemingly out of no where, out west to Madison, WI. Madison, the former home of the Madison Cheeseheads, AAA squad of the Duluth Warriors, has […]
Svab Memorial Stadium – December 11th, 2030 I knew it.. I had a feeling something was going on. I arrived early to Svab Memorial this morning to sit at my desk and research or relay any information to GM Michael Czosnyka as he will continue to try and push people out in order to “make […]
Date redacted: Somewhere within Svab Memorial… I told myself I can’t keep doing this… I can’t keep turning a blind eye to what is happening. I don’t know what is happening anymore with the team. One day we are seeking a trade, the next we are standing in place. Then right back to working the […]
Cleveland, Ohio – August 5th, 2030: As a fan, it is difficult to watch, I won’t lie. Our Longshoremen are currently on track to have their franchise’s worst season in team history. With 52 games left, Canton needs to lose 28 games to tie a franchise record 102 losses achieved back in 2026, 29 to […]
Cleveland, Ohio – November 21st, 2029: Money is flowing in Canton as the offseason is underway in the Planetary Extreme Baseball Alliance. $96.5 million to be exact. Is it smart management, good timing, or something else? 2029 saw Canton with a hefty $129.8 million payroll with stars such as catcher Ryan Lambert and All-Star/All-Leather winner […]
Canton; Papa Gyros off of Cleveland Ave.. “Sir.. why did you ask me to come here?” Mr. Czosnyka sits tucked into a booth at Papa Gyros, a half eaten sampler platter in front of him and tzatziki sauce on his chin, head cocked and staring blankly at Jules. “What? You don’t eat? You don’t like […]
