Just as an expirement I had AI do an article. I used as the parameters “Write an article about a baseball player named Gabriel Santos who has plenty of speed and defensive skills in CF acquiring the nickname Bad Santa because of his outspoken nature. He also swears.” This is what AI came up with. […]
“I wonder how long we are going to have to sit here before we get some fucking service?” And thus, my interview with Gabriel Santos had begun. “Jesus H. Christ, let’s just grab a table.” Santos then proceeded to walk into the middle of the restaurant, past the line of people waiting at the […]
New Orleans, LA, January 31, 2042 – Nobody really knew the guy when he showed up with a signing bonus of 1.9 million dollars out of Argentina. The Fargo Dinosaurs had gotten word from an overseas scout that this guy, was somebody they should invest in, so they did. He didn’t […]
It is almost 200 miles from Dover, DE to Scranton, PA. A trip that takes you from the shores of the Atlantic into the Appalachian Mountains which spills you out into the middle of coal country, Pennsylvania. Aside from the positive vibes that Scranton gained from the old Office TV show roughly 25 years […]
When Chuck Valenches took over the New Orleans Trendsetters before the 2038 season he had dreams of a quick improvement, followed by a trip to the playoffs, eventual PEBA championship, multiple awards and Alexandra Daddario would bat her blue eyes and fall in love with him. So much for best laid plans. “Turns out the […]
New Orleans, LA – April 1, 2041 The New Orleans Trendsetters today announced their Opening Day roster and a long expected name has finally made it. Hyung-on “The Big Idea” Che, the young left hander and top prospect in the Trendsetter’s system was announced as part of the starting rotation for the 2041 season. “Something […]
Wilmington, DE – March 18, 2041 Members of the Delaware State Assembly announced to day that they had reached a deal to extend the lease of the Delaware Diamonds by an extra year, in time for the start of the 2041 season. The team had been actively pursuing other options after Delaware officials had failed […]
New Orleans, LA – February 26, 2041 Construction continues on the 5,000 seat expansion at New Frontier Ballpark, the home of the New Orleans Trendsetters. The new expansion goes along with team ownership’s renewed attempts to draw fans. Improvements will include the new seats down the right and left field lines along with a new […]
Litchfield Park, AZ – It all started at an August game in Anchorage. The Anchorage Mighty Moose were set to play the Wasilla Sled Dogs in the second game of a Surf and Snow Amalgamation three game series. Harold Belafonte, the recently signed #1 pick of the New Orleans Trendsetters was getting ready to step into […]
Longtime New Orleans Ace Jorge ‘Rocky’ Medina did not enjoy a very long retirement. After calling it a career following the 2038 season, Medina agreed to become the Pitching Coach for the Trendsetters’ Rookie League club, the Bridgeport Flying Fish. Said Medina, “I don’t play golf, I liked traveling the Caribbean and I was driving […]
