April 18, 2022—Herein, please find the initial element of the documents that comprise the Cliffi-Leaks scandal, as we reported earlier. We should let you know that the number of reports and documents is quite mountainous, but we have our climbing gear on and we have puffed up our resolve to match that of a contestant […]
Lupin Internal Data Revealed! April 18, 2022—One would think that fielding a division-leading team would be enough for the Lupin Cliff Hangers to clear their slate of the cloud of controversy that has hung over them like the fog of whacky-smoke over Colorado. The team has weathered a semi-public brouhaha between the GM and […]
January 21, 2022: Yanai, Japan – In a brief, multi-cultural ceremony, Lupin Cliff Hanger shortstop Shiro Adachi was wed to Cinde Chah his longtime girlfriend early this afternoon. Chah, 31, is an investment broker from Korea. The two met while the team was in Seoul during Adachi’s first season in the LRS, and have been […]
January 21, 2022: Toyama — One can excuse Cliff Hanger fans for getting one of those grotesque expressions on their face when they look back on team’s first season in the PEBA. You know, one of those expressions your mom used to say would cause your face to freeze up. One where the lips pull […]
A Luncheon Meeting With Lupin’s General Manager December 25, 2021: Ashville, North Carolina (USA) – It’s Saturday morning, Christmas Day. The dust has barely settled in North Carolina, site of the annual PEBAverse Winter Meetings. Most teams have packed up and gone. The hotel staff is feverishly working to refurbish trashed rooms, clean spilled drinks, […]
April 5, 2021: Crystal Lake, Illinois—The Lupin Cliff Hanger baseball team will open the regular season here in just a few hours, on ground that stands a half a globe away from any other place their franchise has ever played. Their ace, 26-year-old right hander Shinobu Takeuchi, fresh off a 20-win season in the Japanese […]
December 6, 2020: Buenos Aires, Argentina – A routine vacation junket turned abruptly into a potential PR disaster after Lupin Cliffhanger owner Paul Walker was caught on video slamming his general manager, Ron Collins. “The man can’t hit a budget with a friggin’ Howitzer!” he said. This is not the first time that Walker […]
Vs. October 25, 2020: Toyama — Three games to go down in history. Three games to linger over. Three games to raise glasses to. The storyline was deep and harsh. Lupin’s baseball team was playing in Niihama-shi’s home ballpark, and had just lost a devastating 1-run ballgame to fall behind 3-1 in […]
Team Contemplates Activating Star Pitcher for Neo-Tokyo Cup October 15, 2020, Toyama – The Cliff Notes staff has learned from anonymous sources that ace pitcher Akira Watanabe, who has been on the Disabled List with an inflamed elbow since late August, has been quietly working out for the past two weeks, and last night successfully […]
October 5, 2020: Okinawa — Thirty-eight thousand nine hundred and sixty five people saw the Lupin Cliff Hangers defeat the Naha Shisa to bring an end to the last regular season in Bright Blade group history. A year from now, heck … maybe a week from now, it is our bet that not a single […]