Who am I? Why Am I Here? What Do I Look Like?

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Sandgnats (Bill) · Mon Oct 13, 2008 11:03 pm

http://img378.imageshack.us/my.php?imag ... 156ap0.jpg

That is myself and my niece, Danielle, who is quite awesome! She is starting to play softball/baseball. Woo Hoo!

#17 Post by **John** » Mon Oct 13, 2008 11:40 pm

Sandgnats (Bill) wrote:http://img378.imageshack.us/my.php?imag ... 156ap0.jpg

That is myself and my niece, Danielle, who is quite awesome! She is starting to play softball/baseball. Woo Hoo!

Looking good! Both of you!

#18 Post by **John** » Tue Oct 14, 2008 10:07 pm

Alright, I'm ready to get in on this action, although unfortunately all I have is a blurry picture of myself. At least I got to practice my Photoshop image sharpening skills!

Tyler · #19 Post by **Tyler** » Tue Oct 14, 2008 10:29 pm

Commish, let me speak for the entire league right here:

#20 Post by **John** » Tue Oct 14, 2008 10:39 pm

The commish don't sit in a chair all day long!

#21 Post by **Coqui** » Tue Oct 14, 2008 11:01 pm

Borealis - Commissioner wrote:The commish don't sit in a chair all day long!

Oh, I see how this is going to be. "All I have is this blurry picture. Oh, am I lifting in it? Oh, in a cut-off so you can see my guns? Well... I guess I have to put this up there."

#22 Post by **John** » Tue Oct 14, 2008 11:34 pm

Longshoremen wrote:Oh, I see how this is going to be. "All I have is this blurry picture. Oh, am I lifting in it? Oh, in a cut-off so you can see my guns? Well... I guess I have to put this up there."

Now I said it was blurry... I never said it wasn't cherry-picked.

Denny · #23 Post by **Denny** » Wed Oct 15, 2008 12:53 am

I'm freaking out because the commish looks almost exactly like my cousin Marty.

You didn't grow up near Bowling Green did you, John?

#24 Post by **John** » Wed Oct 15, 2008 12:58 am

Codgers wrote:I'm freaking out because the commish looks almost exactly like my cousin Marty. You didn't grow up near Bowling Green did you, John?

No... Gates Mills, OH, actually.

Denny · #25 Post by **Denny** » Wed Oct 15, 2008 1:31 am

Borealis - Commissioner wrote:
Codgers wrote:I'm freaking out because the commish looks almost exactly like my cousin Marty. You didn't grow up near Bowling Green did you, John?
No... Gates Mills, OH, actually.

All right, that appears to be a different corner of Ohio, then, very good....the sudden possibility I might be related to the commish was making my head swim!

Denny · #26 Post by **Denny** » Wed Oct 15, 2008 1:31 am

Meanwhile, let's take a step away from the roided-up musclehead tendencies exhibited by those who've posted pictures recently, reminding ourselves that brains invariably trump brawn; and, in service of that end, move the thread in a more nuanced, cerebral direction, thusly:

Yes, this is in fact Palm Springs' Dear Leader himself!

#27 Post by **John** » Wed Oct 15, 2008 2:06 am

Outstanding pic, Denny! I'm not joking here... we've got a good-looking league! And we've gotten pictures of nearly half of us. I'd like to see a few more. I already know what Paul of Reno looks like, so that's another one in the "handsome" column (you're welcome, Paul). But remember: we judge you by your baseball acumen, not your looks. So don't be embarrassed: toss up a pic of yourself and let's have a look at you!

#28 Post by **Reg** » Wed Oct 15, 2008 6:47 am

personally, I imagined the codgers leader looking something more like this....

#29 Post by **John** » Wed Oct 15, 2008 7:01 am

So here we have a picture of Duane Rudis, owner of the Kentucky Thoroughbreds:

You know, Duane and I have a similar facial structure. I also had a similar hair style back when I was in school. Rudis sounds Eastern European, but I wonder if you have any Irish background at all?

#30 Post by **John** » Wed Oct 15, 2008 7:02 am

Trendsetters wrote:personally, I imagined the codgers leader looking something more like this....

Except outfitted in salmon.