Key- GM = General Manager / P= Press
MEETING START:
GM: I'll take questions now.
P: What do you plan to do for the future?
GM: I feel we are in a decent spot in our rebuild process. It may look hopeless now, but I am confident that in 5 years time, our playoff window will re-open, and we'll be set.
P: What makes you so sure?
GM: We have plans in motion, and are starting to gain a sort of wallet. *drink from his glass of water, noticeably sweating*
P: What do you think of the previous season? We haven't heard from the front office thus far.
GM: Honestly, it was an unmitigated disaster. And I take responsibility for that. There is no excuse for a 50 win season. We should have won 51 *chuckles nervously before taking another large swig of his water*
P: And what about Motoyuki Hatsutori? It's no secret that his contract is an albatross on the team but what are your plans for him.
GM: *grows noticeably silent and distant. his face darkens, and his eyes, though looking at us, don't seem to see us. they are looking through us, like a doll's eyes*
P: Sir?
GM: *Looks up, as if he hadn't heard* I'm sorry. I must've blacked out there. What was your question? *Takes another swig, refills his glass, takes another long swig of water*
P: We were asking about Motoyuki Hatsutori.
GM: Oh, yes. Well, we're going to ride out his contract, and see it to it's end. *clears his throat, and then almost inaudibly mutters* Or hope he gets run over by Tanya Harding.
P: What?
GM: What?
P: I thought you said.... Nevermind. Have a good day.
GM: Thank you. *Gets up from his chair, takes the refill bottle, and exits the room*
Transcript of a recent Bureaucrats Press Conference
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Transcript of a recent Bureaucrats Press Conference
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Re: Transcript of a recent Bureaucrats Press Conference
Very enjoyable article.
The Hatsutori is a grim truth in Arlington.
Kevin V. - GM of the Shin Seiki Evas.