The Planetary Extreme Baseball Alliance

Maybe we just shouldn't kill someone without having reasonable cause? Because that would be wrong? If we got it wrong, there could be no one left but the mafia? Drink Pepsi?

Current Vote Count
1 - Kent O'Parry (Evas) - Mike (Chet-AUR)
1 - Chet Ologral (Borealis) - Dan (Charlie-BAK)

Kent O'Parry:
I've got me lucky die right here.

*Reveals an unremarkable d6*

1 for Charlie, 2 for Denise, 3 for Drew, 4 for Chet, 5 for good old Kent, and 6 for Ellie.

I say we take our chances tonight. It's our best hope to avoid a murderin'.

Shem can inspect the die and do the whole thing. No funny business from me!

Who's in?

Evas wrote:Kent O'Parry:
I've got me lucky die right here.

*Reveals an unremarkable d6*

1 for Charlie, 2 for Denise, 3 for Drew, 4 for Chet, 5 for good old Kent, and 6 for Ellie.

I say we take our chances tonight. It's our best hope to avoid a murderin'.

Shem can inspect the die and do the whole thing. No funny business from me!

Who's in?

Shem: I can provide some dice if that's what people would like. I'm sure I've got some lying around here somewhere.


Current Vote Count
1 - Kent O'Parry (Evas) - Mike (Chet-AUR)
1 - Chet Ologral (Borealis) - Dan (Charlie-BAK)

Chet Ologral: Hmmmmmmm... The quiet one seeks a random way of resolving this? They want to gamble? Isn't it the mafia that is famous for running games of chance? I say no to a dice roll - and I'll 'double-down' on Kent!

Evas wrote:Kent O'Parry:
I've got me lucky die right here.

*Reveals an unremarkable d6*

1 for Charlie, 2 for Denise, 3 for Drew, 4 for Chet, 5 for good old Kent, and 6 for Ellie.

I say we take our chances tonight. It's our best hope to avoid a murderin'.

Shem can inspect the die and do the whole thing. No funny business from me!

Who's in?

The Dresh: Now c'mon, man! How many mafia dudes can there even be? Seems to me that it's like 1 or 2. So that means if we just pick someone, we're more probablistic to get a good guy. We'd be doing their work for them! And I HAVE NOT RECEIVED ANY SPONSORSHIP FROM THE MAFIA. Drink Caffeine-free Diet Mountain Dew Energy Vista Dawn Extreme Light with Taurine, NOT MAFIA.

Chet's talking sense.

Unvote: Chet Ologral (Borealis)

Chet Ologral: Rolling a dice isn't going to avoid a murdering - it assures a death will happen - and an 84% chance that two of us will die!

Denise Luco: I don't trust to luck. It never breaks my way. And I sure don't trust to people who want to kill other people based on luck. I mean, what is this? Dungeons and Dragons? God.

So my friend Sarah got into Dungeons and Dragons for a while cause Jerry, the guy she was crushing on, he played it every Thursday with his friends, and Sarah's super-shy so of course she wants me to come along and I'm like, "Sarah, I would literally rather be in a dungeon," but she's all, "You still owe me what you did to my hair!" and that was pretty terrible so, okay, but then Jerry's friend Donald - they called him the "Dungeon Master" but if you got a whiff of his breath, you'd swear he was the dragon - Donald's like, "Okay, Denise, you're the barbarian!" and him and Jerry and all their friends are grinning at me cause, like, you know these little D&D perverts are fantasizing about Denise the Endowed tromping around with her battle axe and bikini chain mail and, like, no thank you, so every time I had to roll a die, I kept ticking it with my fingernail so it came up with, like, the worst roll possible, so I died pretty much right away and they're like, "You can play a cleric!" and I'm like, "No thank you!" and they're like, "Nobody ever wants to play the cleric," and I was totally out of there. That whole group sucked.

Denise Luco: What I'm saying is I'm okay with no lynch tonight cause we don't have much to go on. But we got to get it together. Every night we delay gives that mafia witch an advantage.

VOTE: No Lynch

Kent O'Parry:
I'm guessing there's two of um. But maybe only one of um has a weapon. If that's so, we have a 1/6 chance of stopping any of us goodies from dying and a 2/6 chance of getting a baddie and 4/6 of getting a goodie.

But if we do nothing its a 0/6 chance to get a baddie and they almost certainly kill a goodie.

Our odds are grim tonight, but 2/6 is better than 0/6.

Vote: Dice Roll

Drew McKofa: I'm with the leprechaun, dudes. Like, honor the winds of destiny.


Vote: Dice roll

Final Vote Count
1 - Kent O'Parry (Evas) - Mike (Chet-AUR)