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So, a pitcher I just brought up from AAA as an injury replacement - and who has appeared in two (2) games so far - messaged that he was surprised he hadn’t heard from me yet about a contract extension.

I’m thinking I’ll wait until he’s appeared in at least 3 games ...

Or see how he responds to his first shelling...

I reroute all messages from players, coaches, trainers, and other underlings to my Assistant in Charge of the Wastebasket. She knows what to do.

But their little digital feelings are so delicate!

Claymores wrote:But their little digital feelings are so delicate!

True... but with creative thinking you can break them down byte by byte...

I like to give them another minor league contract . . .

And then release them lol

Borealis wrote:

Claymores wrote:But their little digital feelings are so delicate!

True... but with creative thinking you can break them down byte by byte...

Are they tasty? I've never tried chewing one. Do you have special sauces for them?

Bulldozers wrote:

Borealis wrote:

Claymores wrote:But their little digital feelings are so delicate!

True... but with creative thinking you can break them down byte by byte...

Are they tasty? I've never tried chewing one. Do you have special sauces for them?

I prefer my bytes with roasted Apples or Big Blue berry purée...

Bulldozers wrote:I reroute all messages from players, coaches, trainers, and other underlings to my Assistant in Charge of the Wastebasket. She knows what to do.

I love your management philosophy Bob.

Borealis wrote:

Bulldozers wrote:

Borealis wrote: True... but with creative thinking you can break them down byte by byte...

Are they tasty? I've never tried chewing one. Do you have special sauces for them?

I prefer my bytes with roasted Apples or Big Blue berry purée...

Never tried that Big Blue stuff. Loyal to Apples.

Claymores wrote:So, a pitcher I just brought up from AAA as an injury replacement - and who has appeared in two (2) games so far - messaged that he was surprised he hadn’t heard from me yet about a contract extension.

I have several players who've been similarly quick about wanting to deepen the relationship. They've all been crossed off the list of people my daughter is allowed to date.