Written by Fujiko Shusay
January 17, 2020: Toyama – This is the second of a multi-part series that documents a conversation between the Cliff Notes staff and Ron Collins, General Manager of the Lupin Cliff Hangers. In the first part, Collins talked about the league’s recent disruptions, and made some bold predictions for the team. Today we pick up with questions that deal with his initial work with the Kawaguchi Transmitters, and touches upon his controversial departure from the league. This is the first time Collins has addressed these issues in public, and we were (to put it mildly) floored with some of his comments.
PART II: 2020 & Beyond – An Interview with the Lupin GM
C-Notes: Can we talk for a moment about your own past?
RC: Hey, it seems to be open mic night. Go ahead and shoot away.
C-Notes: You spent some time with Kawaguchi, and then just kind of dropped off the face of the earth. What happened?
RC: I loved being part of the Transmitter organization. They were my introduction to baseball in Japan, and it was a great time. Seeing them get caught up in this mess, and seeing where they are in the whole process of building makes me sick. I really thought we had them going in the right direction. [ED: Kawaguchi won 68 games in Collins's first and only full season with the team. This was the organization's best performance in modern memory.]
C-Notes: So, what happened? Where did you go?
RC: I got called away.
C-Notes: That’s all you’ve got to say?
RC: No. I just know this interview is the first time people are going to hear this, so I want to put it in its proper terms.
C-Notes: Which are?
RC: I was abducted by aliens.
C-Notes: Excuse me?
RC: Well, they seemed like aliens to me. They were dressed like folks from Human Resources, though, so you never know.
C-Notes: <speechless>
RC: But they showed up at the doorstep one evening and said they had a project for me, you see, and they said it was an offer I couldn’t refuse. Turns out they were right.
C-Notes: You’re saying aliens dressed as HR people whisked you away to Tau Ceti or somewhere?
RC: Uh, sure. But maybe not exactly. The project had to do with people on the Earth. Not Tau Ceti or anywhere else for that matter. But it was an intense, all-in kind of thing. Very imersive. I had every intention of keeping my hands on the Transmitter reins, but the issues at hand just tore me up. Time moved strangely, and before you know it the league went on without me–which, of course, it was destined to.
C-Notes: Can you tell us what you were doing?
RC: All I can really say is that it was a project with global ramifications that touched on tens of thousands of people.
C-Notes: I see. You’re saying you saved the world?
RC: I can neither confirm nor deny-
C-Notes: seriously?
RC: I wish things had gone differently in my wake. Poor Kawaguchi fans had to suffer the most. Heck, since they’ll be moving to the Rio Grand next season, they essentially lost their team. But by the time I got back the league had moved on and it seemed like there really wasn’t a place for me. Which was completely understandable.
C-Notes: But you came back. How did that happen?
RC: I reached out to John (Commissioner John Rodriguez) once the situation simmered down to a reasonable level. There was a rumor going around that he was going to step down, and I wanted him to know what a special place he had created. I also apologized for letting him down. Then, in the way that maybe only John has, he waved his magic wand and made it all okay. Shortly after that Jim Konopka announced he was stepping down in Lupin, and I received the great honor of being able to step into his boots.
C-Notes: And the rest is history.
RC: The rest is hard work. The LRS has always been a challenging place to win, and with the merger, it promises to become even more so. The money is changing, and the opponents are going to change. It’s a real mind game to try to project our guys into the PEBA, and vise versa. In the past we were getting guys at the end of their careers coming over to Japan for one last splash. But now the world is crashing together. It’s all very exciting.
C-Notes: And Kawaguchi’s loss is Lupin’s gain.
RC: Obviously, I hope Lupin fans see it that way. In Matt (Higgins), the Kawaguchi franchise is in great hands right now as a franchise, though we all know it’s planning to move.
C-Notes: So what happens next time the HR aliens come knocking?
RC: I’ve promised myself that this kind of thing will never happen again. Life is too short, you know? And to be certain, I’ve completely removed myself from that environment. LIfe is great. I see no reason to mess with that ever again.
C-Notes: Even if the world needs saving?
RC: I think I’ll leave that to the next incarnation of Iron Man.