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Winter Meetings 2030 Transcript

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Mike - Borealis 10:02 AM
Ahem… Testing… testing…

10:02
Is this thing working?
10:02
Can you hear me?

RJ - Sandgnats 10:02 AM
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Frank - Amsterdam Lions 10:02 AM
I wonder when Mike will show up?

Yuma:palm_tree: 10:03 AM
Mike who?

RJ - Sandgnats 10:03 AM
Where's Harry?

Yuma:palm_tree: 10:03 AM
Great Sandgnats hat, RJ!

RJ - Sandgnats 10:03 AM
Thx Bob!

Mike - Borealis 10:03 AM
Welcome Gentlemen to the 25th Annual PEBA Winter Meetings!

Greg - Alleghenies 10:03 AM
Where are these meetings at?

Yuma:palm_tree: 10:04 AM
SHAZAM!!!

RJ - Sandgnats 10:04 AM
:call_me_hand: :beers:

Vic (Claymores) 10:04 AM
Greetings, gentlemen.

Frank - Amsterdam Lions 10:04 AM
Hi Vic!

Yuma:palm_tree: 10:04 AM
:boom:

Evan - Underground 10:04 AM
:flag-gb:

Greg - Alleghenies 10:04 AM
Hello Vic.

Vic (Claymores) 10:04 AM
Hi guys

Ron - Akira 10:04 AM
Yo

Marco.C - Calzoneros 10:04 AM
hi everyone

Justin - Bureaucrats 10:04 AM
heyoa

Ken - Featherheads 10:04 AM
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Last reply today at 10:08 AMView thread

Yuma:palm_tree: 10:05 AM
:musical_note:We’re off to see the Commish, the wonderful Commish of PEBA/ We’re off/We’re off/ We’re off… well, some of us are more off than others.

Mike - Borealis 10:05 AM
From the Beautiful Asheville Hotel Ballroom, I’m Harry Castle, Commissioner of the Planetary Extreme Baseball Alliance!
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Yuma:palm_tree: 10:05 AM
Ken has a hat too! But wait, Ken, what do you do with the ball and the computer? Throw it at the screen?

Yuma:palm_tree: 10:05 AM
You call this a Ballroom? Where’s the ball?


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Last reply today at 10:06 AMView thread

Kevin - Evas 10:06 AM
Do we boo Harry Castle?
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RJ - Sandgnats 10:06 AM
Haha!

Yuma:palm_tree: 10:06 AM
Let’s boo those who boo Harry, BOOOOO!

Mike - Borealis 10:06 AM
It is our hope here that everyone has a successful four days of meetings, and you find the player of your dreams!

Frank - Amsterdam Lions 10:07 AM
I'm already the player of my dreams...

Justin - Bureaucrats 10:07 AM
ayy that's the spirti
10:07
spirit

Yuma:palm_tree: 10:07 AM
The player of my dreams is a woman pitching in Arizona right now. We gonna integrate the PEBAverse at last?

Vic (Claymores) 10:07 AM
Does that mean Greg is going to release Mercer?

Brian - Tempe 10:08 AM
Don’t mind the creepy guy from Tempe leering from the corner of the room ... :eyes:

RJ - Sandgnats 10:08 AM
We should @Yuma! We need graphics for women... There is a woman trying to buy the Gnats....

Ken - Featherheads 10:08 AM
hello, brian!

Justin - Bureaucrats 10:08 AM
@Brian - Tempe what guy? i just see a weird shadow

Brian - Tempe 10:08 AM
Precisely

Mike - Borealis 10:08 AM
I want to first off, congratulate Greg and the West Virginia Alleghenies for winning the 2030 Rodriguez Cup! A tremendous job well done!!
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Dan - Ghosts (WIL):building_construction: 10:08 AM
More like a Ghost?

RJ - Sandgnats 10:08 AM
The lighting in this room..

Frank - Amsterdam Lions 10:08 AM
Is that suit of armor real?

Yuma:palm_tree: 10:08 AM
Yuma has had a female owner, a female GM and at least one female coach, though she stayed in the closet. When do we get female players?


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Last reply today at 10:13 AMView thread

Yuma:palm_tree: 10:11 AM
I just want to report the results of the poll for Yuma’s new name. As of 8 am this morning, the names Rattlers and Lettuceheads tied with the most votes. As a result, we have disqualified both of those names from consideration. Later, we’ll reveal the winner.
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Mike - Borealis 10:11 AM
I would also welcome to our ranks our latest new GMS: Neil Thomas who will be taking over in Bakersfield and Jaime Stackpole, who will be running the Kalamazoo Badgers. Welcome and Good Luck!!
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Yuma:palm_tree: 10:11 AM
You’ll need that Luck, boys! Welcome to the Nut House!!

Justin - Bureaucrats 10:12 AM
WOOOO

Vic (Claymores) 10:13 AM
Welcome, guys!

Mike - Borealis 10:13 AM
We also wish good luck to two of our outstanding GMs who have moved to new locations, Dan, who’s chosen to take the task of leading the Niihama-shi Ghosts to the promise land, and Frank, who has returned to his original home with the Amsterdam Nootmuskaats…
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Yuma:palm_tree: 10:13 AM
Howdy, Vic!
10:13
Nootmuskaats must be some sort of typo.

Brian - Tempe 10:14 AM
Leading the honkball revolution in Amsterdam!

Justin - Bureaucrats 10:14 AM
i think noot

RJ - Sandgnats 10:14 AM
congrats guys!

Mike - Borealis 10:14 AM
Nootmuskaat = Nutmegger in Dutch…

Kevin - Evas 10:14 AM
:fire::boom::currency_exchange::baseball::heavy_dollar_sign::boom::fire:

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Today at 10:15 AMView thread

Yuma:palm_tree: 10:14 AM
i tink noot too!

RJ - Sandgnats 10:15 AM
Also, a special thanks to the man behind the scenes right now @Dylan - Wind Dancers !!!!
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Today at 10:15 AMView thread

Yuma:palm_tree: 10:15 AM
YEAH Dylan!

Justin - Bureaucrats 10:15 AM
WOOOT

Dylan - Wind Dancers 10:15 AM
Raul Cruz, out for 10 months

Yuma:palm_tree: 10:15 AM
Huh?

Dylan - Wind Dancers 10:15 AM
Oops that was supposed to be private
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RJ - Sandgnats 10:15 AM
Well that killed the mood :wink:

Greg - Alleghenies 10:16 AM
@Dylan - Wind Dancers That's ok, he will be ready just in time for the playoffs

Yuma:palm_tree: 10:16 AM
Is he pregnant?
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Last reply today at 10:18 AMView thread

David - Charleston 10:16 AM
If everyone can send draft picks to Charleston I would be most grateful

Mike - Borealis 10:16 AM
OK, Gents - here are some ground rules:

Frank - Amsterdam Lions 10:16 AM
Will there be air and sea rules, too? (edited)

Yuma:palm_tree: 10:16 AM
Must be pretty unstable ground, eh?

Dylan - Wind Dancers 10:16 AM
A man that may or not be wearing a Wind Dancers cap and a carrying a scythe just kneecapped him while he was out for a walk
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Kevin - Evas 10:16 AM
SPACE RULES

Dylan - Wind Dancers 10:17 AM
Stay inside, stay alive

Mike - Borealis 10:17 AM
First of all, as tempting as it is to use that fancy reply button, please refrain from doing so - we cannot grab the full text of the meetings when you do that….

Frank - Amsterdam Lions 10:17 AM
Stay 6 feet away from your trade partner at all times

Mike - Borealis 10:17 AM
Secondly, regarding trades…

Frank - Amsterdam Lions 10:18 AM
No trades that improve Bakersfield or Palm Springs, I bet...
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Scott - Zephyrs 10:18 AM
only trades that improve Reno

Kevin - Evas 10:18 AM
Extra CP rewards when a trade involves picks?
Double if none of the picks originally belonged to the either team?

Yuma:palm_tree: 10:18 AM
All trades must go through and include Yuma.

Mike - Borealis 10:18 AM
Once you have agreed upon a trade, you will need to PM me in the forum, and CC Dylan and your trade partner - who then must reply to all and confirm.

Frank - Amsterdam Lions 10:19 AM
For each draft pick, CP is doubled exponentially. Double again if it's a previously traded pick

Dylan - Wind Dancers 10:19 AM
-25cp if you trade with SS
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Mike - Borealis 10:19 AM
Once we have a confirmed trade, Dylan will process it and I will announce it. Once I’ve announced the trade, you may post it as usual in the forum…
10:20
And… I woke up to three trades already posted, fyi…

Yuma:palm_tree: 10:20 AM
All these petty little trades--one player to you, one player to me--cut out the little stuff and THINK BIG! Trade for Yuma’s entire starting lineup!

RJ - Sandgnats 10:20 AM
@Yuma do you have Yuma water for sale in exchange for CP?

Yuma:palm_tree: 10:20 AM
And a draft pick, of course.

Dan - Ghosts (WIL):building_construction: 10:20 AM
@Dylan - Wind Dancers Soon we can begin discussions on #DestroyTheEvas2032

Mike - Borealis 10:21 AM
SO… are you ready for the FIRST Trade of the 25th WM?

Marco.C - Calzoneros 10:21 AM
Yes

Dylan - Wind Dancers 10:21 AM
Nice try OTHER Vail, you won't get my secrets that easily

Mike - Borealis 10:21 AM
I bet you can’t bet who’s involved…

RJ - Sandgnats 10:21 AM
who is it!

Denny Hills - Palm Springs Codgers 10:21 AM
Good morning Vietnam!!!

Frank - Amsterdam Lions 10:21 AM
It's not me is it? I don't recall making a trade!

Justin - Bureaucrats 10:21 AM
i have an idea....

Denny Hills - Palm Springs Codgers 10:21 AM
Er, winter meetings

RJ - Sandgnats 10:22 AM
It was us @Frank - Amsterdam Lions.... in your sleep last night

Denny Hills - Palm Springs Codgers 10:22 AM
Has Frank himself been traded

Ken - Featherheads 10:22 AM
:rolling_on_the_floor_laughing:

Frank - Amsterdam Lions 10:22 AM
Ah, the player of my dreams!

Justin - Bureaucrats 10:22 AM
@Denny Hills - Palm Springs Codgers that used to be my alarm. pissed off my gf at the time lol
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Mike - Borealis 10:22 AM
The West Virginia Alleghenies and the Arlington Bureaucrats have agreed on a deal…

Kevin - Evas 10:22 AM
@Dan - Ghosts (WIL) Yikes. I had better enjoy 2031.

Yuma:palm_tree: 10:22 AM
Surprise surprise.

Ken - Featherheads 10:22 AM
wait, wv made a trade?

Denny Hills - Palm Springs Codgers 10:22 AM
WV....who could’ve guessed

Dan - Ghosts (WIL):building_construction: 10:22 AM
But I'll be a fellow Rising Sun member!

RJ - Sandgnats 10:22 AM
:pours @Frank - Amsterdam Lions another White Russian: (edited)

Greg - Alleghenies 10:23 AM
@Ken - Featherheads my first trade ever!!!

Mike - Borealis 10:23 AM
West Virginia trades:
P Manuel Sanchez(R)
P Tsumemasa Shimada (R)
P Albert Ibanez (R)
P Javier Heredia (r)
p Yi-Da Bi (INT)
Arlington trades:
P Han Go (R)

RJ - Sandgnats 10:24 AM
:face_with_monocle:

Evan - Underground 10:24 AM
Han just couldn't want to Go to WV

Greg - Alleghenies 10:25 AM
I was drunk and thought he said Van gogh...

Dan - Ghosts (WIL):building_construction: 10:25 AM
We start off with a true blockbuster it appears.

Frank - Amsterdam Lions 10:25 AM
Yi-Da Bi's warm-up song will be Blue, By Eiffel 65
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Justin - Bureaucrats 10:26 AM
haha

Greg - Alleghenies 10:26 AM
@Frank - Amsterdam Lions LOL

Ron - Akira 10:26 AM
Gotta start somewhere

Mike - Borealis 10:26 AM
With the offseason we have many coaching changes and additions happening across the League, and here to introduce one of those changes is Justin!

RJ - Sandgnats 10:26 AM
yay!!!

Justin - Bureaucrats 10:27 AM
Yes! We have decided to bring longtime Bureaucrat legend Rob Raines as our Rookie League hitting coach
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Dan - Ghosts (WIL):building_construction: 10:27 AM
The man, the myth, the legend!

Ken - Featherheads 10:27 AM
WOOHOO!
10:27
glad he's back

Greg - Alleghenies 10:27 AM
Nice!!! Rob Raines couldn't hack it in the booth

Dan - Ghosts (WIL):building_construction: 10:27 AM
No fair letting him pinch hit.

Vic (Claymores) 10:27 AM
Oh, cool!

Kevin - Evas 10:27 AM
The arms race is getting out of hand.

Ken - Featherheads 10:27 AM
hahahaha dan

RJ - Sandgnats 10:28 AM
It doesn't feel like PEBA without Rob... Royce just wasn't doing it... except walking...
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Mike - Borealis 10:28 AM
Who knows - one day he may even be coaching his son…

Justin - Bureaucrats 10:28 AM
and we have an article up in the Bureaucrats Triplicate waiting to be read!

RJ - Sandgnats 10:28 AM
awesome @Justin - Bureaucrats!

Dan - Ghosts (WIL):building_construction: 10:29 AM
Do more entertaining trades!

Yuma:palm_tree: 10:29 AM
Yuma’s old logo for a 1st round draft pick

Dan - Ghosts (WIL):building_construction: 10:29 AM
I hear Suitani is looking for a new home

Mike - Borealis 10:30 AM
Also on the coaching line, and no surprise, ‘Train Arollin’' is rolling into the Hawaiian Islands for Aurora as the Oceanic Pitching coach…

Yuma:palm_tree: 10:30 AM
That entertaining enough @Dan - Shisa

Ron - Akira 10:30 AM
@Dan - Ghosts (WIL) unfortunately in the same city

Dan - Ghosts (WIL):building_construction: 10:31 AM
That reminds me, @Yuma, official request to rename the "Rising Sun" to the "Rising Dans" division.

Bakersfield Neil 10:31 AM
I once worked out trades with pencil and notebook, then I added a laptop, then a tablet and now I have laptop, notebook, tablet and phone. I mentioned to the wife about a whiteboard, I've been informed if a whiteboard appears I'm living in a shed .
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RJ - Sandgnats 10:31 AM
a train line in a circle @Mike - Borealis ?

Kevin - Evas 10:31 AM
@Dan - Ghosts (WIL) @Ron - Akira Maybe he's scouting a retirement home near the HoF?

Ron - Akira 10:32 AM
Making Tomas Martinez available.

Dan - Ghosts (WIL):building_construction: 10:32 AM
Does he feel like his arm is about to fall off? Maybe in December 2031?

Ron - Akira 10:32 AM
For interviews, not for trade.
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Frank - Amsterdam Lions 10:32 AM
Neil's shed: https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/cont ... ind_21.jpg

(100 kB)
https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/cont ... ind_21.jpg
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Ken - Featherheads 10:32 AM
lol

Evan - Underground 10:32 AM
hahaha

Vic (Claymores) 10:32 AM
I like what you've done with the place ...

Dan - Ghosts (WIL):building_construction: 10:32 AM
@Frank - Amsterdam Lions Beautiful

RJ - Sandgnats 10:33 AM
Looks like you hired @Yuma interior designer

Justin - Bureaucrats 10:33 AM
lol

Ron - Akira 10:33 AM
Looks like my father in laws desktop

Yuma:palm_tree: 10:33 AM
@RJ - Sandgnats What does that mean? We have a very neat office.
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Bakersfield Neil 10:33 AM
Problem is on the mention of shed living my first thought was could I fit a whiteboard in it.
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Mike - Borealis 10:34 AM
Our second trade of the day…
10:34
The Florida Featherheads and the Crystal Lake Sandgnats have agreed on a trade:
10:34
(iimagine that)

RJ - Sandgnats 10:35 AM
Podcast special!

Frank - Amsterdam Lions 10:35 AM
They've traded Reg
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Yuma:palm_tree: 10:35 AM
They’re swapping weather reports.

Ken - Featherheads 10:35 AM
we swung it watching our wives play animal crossing together

Greg - Alleghenies 10:35 AM
I know what it is :slightly_smiling_face: @Ken - Featherheads

Mike - Borealis 10:35 AM
Florida trades:
Dave Crocker (ML)
FLA 4th Round
FLA 5th Round
Crystal Lake trades:
Bob Blanchard (AAA)
$5.5M
CL 10th round (edited)

Ken - Featherheads 10:35 AM
hahahaha @Greg - Alleghenies

RJ - Sandgnats 10:35 AM
Crocker is bringing his talents to the 'Lake.
10:36
@Frank - Amsterdam Lions @Reg - Trendsetters is still on the block http://www.pebabaseball.com/reports/new ... er_11.html (edited)

Frank - Amsterdam Lions 10:39 AM
Wait a minute... why is Reg 43 and I'm 86?!?!

RJ - Sandgnats 10:39 AM
@Frank - Amsterdam Lions need another drink?

Michael - Canton 10:39 AM
Whoa whoa whoa... I was still eating the damn buffet! Who started without me! :yum::pancakes::bacon:🧇:pie::doughnut:
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Mike - Borealis 10:40 AM
The Office of the Commissioner would like to remind everyone that the Rule 5 Draft is rapidly coming upon us, and you will have only until Tuesday to protect a player. Remember, you can only draft a player if you have a spot open on your 40-man roster… Players eligible are marked with a #…
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Frank - Amsterdam Lions 10:40 AM
My 4 year old just hit an "inside the house" home run
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Vic (Claymores) 10:41 AM
It cleared the sofa and rolled all the way to the kitchen ...
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Mike - Borealis 10:42 AM
Are you sure it wasn’t a ground rule double? I hear it got stuck under the table and your wife raised her hands, Frank…

Kevin - Evas 10:43 AM
Time to go to the replay booth

RJ - Sandgnats 10:43 AM
Where is @Dylan - Wind Dancers.... get the replay up please (edited)

Evan - Underground 10:43 AM
Also Duane Moss continues to not be eligible for rule 5 despite the games insistance he is
10:44
Hands off!

Greg - Alleghenies 10:44 AM
And I bet like every year, someone drafts him

Yuma:palm_tree: 10:44 AM
I plan to.

RJ - Sandgnats 10:44 AM
Thanks for mentioning that Evan... please everyone make sure to read the Rule 5 thred. viewtopic.php?f=2&t=11561

Greg - Alleghenies 10:45 AM
@Evan - Underground Duane says just put me in the rotation to solve the problem

Mike - Borealis 10:45 AM
Yes, London’s Moss and New Orlean’s Kossan are both off limits - for the last time…

Ron - Akira 10:45 AM
3B Kobayashi wants a new home.

Dylan - Wind Dancers 10:45 AM
I'm seeing the ball stuck under the kitchen table. The official ruling is a ground rule double. As a result, Shin Seiki is fined $5mil and will lose their 1st round pick for undetermined reasons.
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Yuma:palm_tree: 10:45 AM
We’d love to give him free housing and a lifetime water supply in Yuma. Would you be interested in our RP Gato?

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Today at 10:48 AMView thread

Ron - Akira 10:46 AM
@Mike - Borealis oh good, so next time?

Evan - Underground 10:46 AM
Moss is getting close @Greg - Alleghenies
10:46
Might get a September call up this year

Mike - Borealis 10:50 AM
Ladies and Gentlemen, it is now December 12th, 2030…

Denny Hills - Palm Springs Codgers 10:50 AM
Time flies

Justin - Bureaucrats 10:50 AM
wow

Yuma:palm_tree: 10:50 AM
Suddenly quite chilly.

Mike - Borealis 10:50 AM
I only say Ladies because I spy the Yuma crowd getting antsy in the corner…

Marco.C - Calzoneros 10:51 AM
Any news???

RJ - Sandgnats 10:51 AM
That was some day! (edited)

Michael - Canton 10:52 AM
So that means I can go back to the buffet again?
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Ken - Featherheads 10:52 AM
the tofu scramble is calling your name, mike

RJ - Sandgnats 10:52 AM
I'm with you @Michael - Canton!

Justin - Bureaucrats 10:52 AM
euck

Michael - Canton 10:52 AM
Plate number 8 coming right up!

Mike - Borealis 10:53 AM
Exciting news from the Contract front:

RJ - Sandgnats 10:53 AM
Let's talk trade in the buffet line @Michael - Canton

Yuma:palm_tree: 10:53 AM
Yuma is always antsy.

Mike - Borealis 10:53 AM
SP Jose Castillo signs with Canton - 3 years worth $11.9mil…
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10:53
SS Cisco Juarez signs with New Orleans - 5 years worth $40mil…

Greg - Alleghenies 10:53 AM
Ex-Allegheny

Michael - Canton 10:54 AM
@RJ - Sandgnats I got bacon, hash and eggs, and some outfielders haha

Mike - Borealis 10:54 AM
LF Jim Fox signs with Scotland - 4 years worth $22.2mil…
10:54
AND…
10:54
Drum Roll, please….

Yuma:palm_tree: 10:54 AM
drummming …
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Marco.C - Calzoneros 10:54 AM
Call the Astros
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Evan - Underground 10:54 AM
:drum_with_drumsticks:

Michael - Canton 10:54 AM
Another arm to throw in the rebuild in Canton
10:54
Excellent

Mike - Borealis 10:54 AM
SP Neil Maes signs with Duluth - 1 year $7mil…

Yuma:palm_tree: 10:55 AM
That’s worthy of a drum roll?

RJ - Sandgnats 10:55 AM
Neil Maes!!!

Ken - Featherheads 10:55 AM
neil maes, rhymes with "pays"

Frank - Amsterdam Lions 10:55 AM
It's at least worth an egg roll

Greg - Alleghenies 10:55 AM
I was hoping he would go back too Bakersfield

RJ - Sandgnats 10:55 AM
hide Steve Hott!

Denny Hills - Palm Springs Codgers 10:55 AM
AMaesing

Vic (Claymores) 10:55 AM
Good grief. Neil Maes ...

RJ - Sandgnats 10:56 AM
Maes and Hott reunited!

Ken - Featherheads 10:56 AM
the dastardly duo is at it again
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Mike - Borealis 10:56 AM
AND… To top that Amaesing News, we bring to the Podium, Bob Mayberry of the Yuman’s - raise a glass of Colorado River water in toast - with the announcement EVERYBODY has been waiting for…

RJ - Sandgnats 10:57 AM
yayyyy wooooooooooo Bob!!!!

Yuma:palm_tree: 10:57 AM
Although the nominated names of Rattlers and Lettuceheads were rejected by the Yuma Front Office staff in this morning’s breakfast meeting…

Michael - Canton 10:57 AM
Mmm cloudy water

Yuma:palm_tree: 10:57 AM
Well, Rattlers is already the name of several Arizona teams and no one wanted a lettucehead as the team mascot, so …

Ken - Featherheads 10:57 AM
the soft green glow lets you know its certified fresh
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Patrick - Havana 10:57 AM
Hats for bats?
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Yuma:palm_tree: 10:57 AM
we agreed on the name name of …
10:57
Drum roll, please, then some tamborines and cheer leaders …

Ken - Featherheads 10:58 AM
:drum_with_drumsticks:

Denny Hills - Palm Springs Codgers 10:58 AM
Pumas?

RJ - Sandgnats 10:58 AM
taquitos!

Frank - Amsterdam Lions 10:58 AM
Borealis... it's worked for Aurora
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Michael - Canton 10:58 AM
:trumpet::saxophone:

Yuma:palm_tree: 10:58 AM
The Yuma Arroyos!
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Scott - Zephyrs 10:58 AM
Nice!

Ken - Featherheads 10:58 AM
woohoo!

RJ - Sandgnats 10:58 AM
awesome!!

Ken - Featherheads 10:58 AM
i like it a lot

Vic (Claymores) 10:58 AM
Outstanding, Bob!

Patrick - Havana 10:58 AM
well that's a wash :slightly_smiling_face:
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Yuma:palm_tree: 10:59 AM
Some very talented folks have been working behind the scenes to provide us with a new logo and jerseys. Here to tell you about them …

Mike - Borealis 10:59 AM
I like it - it has a distinct Desert Hills feel, with the Zephyrs and Borealis…

Evan - Underground 10:59 AM
Like Bronson?

Mike - Borealis 10:59 AM
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Ken - Featherheads 10:59 AM
ooooooo

RJ - Sandgnats 10:59 AM
ouuuuuuuuuuu

Yuma:palm_tree: 10:59 AM
:clap:

Marco.C - Calzoneros 10:59 AM
Niceeeeeee

Frank - Amsterdam Lions 10:59 AM
Snazzy...

Evan - Underground 10:59 AM
I hope the team has a mandatory corn rows policy for all white guys
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Patrick - Havana 10:59 AM
a fine logo

Denny Hills - Palm Springs Codgers 10:59 AM
A splash of Yuma water in the background
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Scott - Zephyrs 10:59 AM
outstanding logo

Mike - Borealis 11:00 AM
We’d like to thank Mikey #1 for the work on the logo!!!

Yuma:palm_tree: 11:00 AM
Credit for that goes to Mike and Mike.

Mike - Borealis 11:00 AM
That’s Canton Mike for those who’ve lost count…

Scott - Zephyrs 11:00 AM
I am sorry to say I had to look it up. noun
a steep-sided gully formed by the action of fast-flowing water in an arid or semi-arid region, found chiefly in the southwestern US.

Michael - Canton 11:00 AM
Happy to help as always :man-bowing::skin-tone-2:

Mike - Borealis 11:00 AM
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Frank - Amsterdam Lions 11:00 AM
I think they just built it with a bulldozer

Evan - Underground 11:01 AM
Coming soon to Yuma
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Yuma:palm_tree: 11:01 AM
Scott, down the dry arroyos of the desert flow the winds we call Zephyrs.
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Mike - Borealis 11:01 AM
Nice…

Vic (Claymores) 11:01 AM
Logo and uniforms are very nice!

Yuma:palm_tree: 11:01 AM
The picture of the player in our new uniform is, unhappily, Mr. Gato, our relief pitcher who wants to be traded. Thus, the frown.

RJ - Sandgnats 11:01 AM
great colors!

Yuma:palm_tree: 11:02 AM
Gato begged to come here and arrange his own trade, but I told him the ballroom was off limits to players.

Michael - Canton 11:02 AM
Mr Gato can stuff it. It’s looking fresh

Mike - Borealis 11:02 AM
That’s not all the news out of Yuma…

Yuma:palm_tree: 11:02 AM
We have more?

Greg - Alleghenies 11:03 AM
Love the uniform and new logo @Mike - Borealis @Yuma @Michael - Canton

Yuma:palm_tree: 11:03 AM
Along with a new team name and logo comes a new name for the stadium.
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Jaime - Kalamazoo 11:04 AM
Did I miss anything too important yet?

RJ - Sandgnats 11:04 AM
you are here for the best news!

Yuma:palm_tree: 11:04 AM
You can’t have a stadium named John Deere if you’re no longer the Dozers, so we have decided to honor the native tribes in the Sonoran Desert by naming the stadium …
11:04
Where’d those drums go?

Greg - Alleghenies 11:04 AM
Just a new Logo and name for Yuma, 2 minor trades and 3 minor signings
11:05
Jose Castillo, Maes, Jim Fox all signed

Denny Hills - Palm Springs Codgers 11:05 AM
So excite

Yuma:palm_tree: 11:05 AM
Salt Lick Stadium.

Mike - Borealis 11:05 AM
WOOT WOOT!!!

Yuma:palm_tree: 11:05 AM
Thank you, thank you.

Mike - Borealis 11:05 AM
I can taste it now…

Jaime - Kalamazoo 11:06 AM
Nice!

Yuma:palm_tree: 11:06 AM
:zany_face:

Evan - Underground 11:06 AM
Going to have a real deer problem there

Mike - Borealis 11:06 AM
They are selling them at the concession stands - Yuma Salt Licks, $3, bottles of Yuma Water, $30…

RJ - Sandgnats 11:06 AM
wow!

Yuma:palm_tree: 11:07 AM
Gotta pay Gato’s salary some how!
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11:07
Speaking of whom …
11:07
Little Gato bursts into the ballroom where the PEBA Winter Meetings are being held and cries out, “I want to play ball for anyone but Yuma! Please, trade for me!”
Gato grabs the first man he spots in a jacket and tie and repeats his plea. “Trade for me. Gato. Good pitcher.” But the man shrugs and says, “Sorry, I’m just a waiter.”
Gato is distraught. How can he communicate his dire situation to the men in this room? He jumps on top of a table and cries out, “Please, gentlemen, listen to me! I cannot play for Yuma. Lose, lose, lose, that is all they do. I must win some day. Please, trade for me, I promise best season of my career!”

Denny Hills - Palm Springs Codgers 11:07 AM
:tongue:

RJ - Sandgnats 11:08 AM
When is the new merchandise released @Yuma?

Yuma:palm_tree: 11:08 AM
As Gato is escorted by security out of the ballroom, at least one GM comes forward to make an offer. Who is it?

Ron - Akira 11:09 AM
Sorry, I've already traded for him once. Someone elses turn.

Denny Hills - Palm Springs Codgers 11:10 AM
Is this one of those logic puzzles

Frank - Amsterdam Lions 11:11 AM
It's an illogic puzzle

Yuma:palm_tree: 11:11 AM
Yes, Denny, and you are the solution. What do you want for Gato?

Denny Hills - Palm Springs Codgers 11:12 AM
:thinking_face:

Yuma:palm_tree: 11:13 AM
Gato plus 10 million for your 4th round pick.

Denny Hills - Palm Springs Codgers 11:13 AM
He certainly makes a goodly sum of money

Yuma:palm_tree: 11:13 AM
Hence the offer I pay 10 mil of his salary.

Mike - Borealis 11:14 AM
We have our third trade of the day…
11:14
The West Virginia Alleghenies and the San Antonio Calzones of Laredo have agreed on a deal:
11:15
West Virginia trades
1b Kokei Nishikawa(PEBA)
RF Hector Martinez (AAA)
P Sergio Portillo (PEBA)
San Antonio trades
SA 2nd round pick
$1.5M

Marco.C - Calzoneros 11:17 AM
Good trade Sa GM looks competent too me
11:17
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Greg - Alleghenies 11:18 AM
Is it almost tomorrow?

Dylan - Wind Dancers 11:19 AM
No, WV lose 25CP

RJ - Sandgnats 11:20 AM
drinks anyone? I found Drew Streets' black card on the floor in the bathroom. (edited)
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Dylan - Wind Dancers 11:21 AM
It sounds like everyone is out on their bathroom break and getting refills

RJ - Sandgnats 11:23 AM
Sounds like a great time to make the Gnats announcement while no one is paying attention @Mike - Borealis?

Mike - Borealis 11:23 AM
The Office of the Commissioner would like to remind everyone that starting today, CP rewards will be processed. To have your reward processed, you will need to post it in the CP thread in the forum, and mark your selection as FINAL. Please feel free to message me if you are unsure about anything. I will have a final CP tally up later this evening, and you have until May 7 to post your selections (though sooner is much appreciated)…
11:24
And with that, the Commissioner recognizes his fellow Board member from the State of Illinois….
11:24
RJ…

Denny Hills - Palm Springs Codgers 11:24 AM
The CP accumulation period is completed, correct?
11:25
Oop, sorry to interrupt RJ
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RJ - Sandgnats 11:25 AM
The Gnats would like to announce that the GM's wife has been working with our lovely Mascot the last couple of months...
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11:26
and we would like to announce a name change... it is official in McHenry County Superior Court....
11:26
Gnate is now known as Gnar the Gnat (edited)
11:27
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Denny Hills - Palm Springs Codgers 11:28 AM
Fancy!
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Jaime - Kalamazoo 11:28 AM
Kalamazoo has been in talks to have Mark “the Sanchize” Sanchez become our mascot but he wanted us to match his NFL salary. No mascot changes from us this year. (edited)
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11:29
If you’re unfamiliar with Mark, he was the NY Jets quarterback for a couple of years.

RJ - Sandgnats 11:30 AM
at the ripe ole age of 43 now...

Jaime - Kalamazoo 11:30 AM
Yeah. I don’t think he would’ve passed the physical

Mike - Borealis 11:32 AM
@Denny Hills - Palm Springs Codgers The WM CP counts for this season…
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RJ - Sandgnats 11:32 AM
Hire Mr. Clean as his trainer... Gnar works out with the retired Philly Phantic and Gritty

Frank - Amsterdam Lions 11:32 AM
I remember Sanchez... USC guy (I think?) that the Jets thought would be their savior

Jaime - Kalamazoo 11:32 AM
I think we can work that into the budget.
11:33
@Frank - Amsterdam Lions he was the savior... For 3 seasons.... but yeah that’s the one.

Frank - Amsterdam Lions 11:34 AM
I feel like USC quarterbacks are typically NFL letdowns... but then again, most college QB's are

RJ - Sandgnats 11:34 AM
careful with the football talk... it makes @Yuma nervous....
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Mike - Borealis 11:35 AM
The Office of the Commissioner would also like to acknowledge:
11:35
The excellent efforts of Florida’s GM, Ken, for his work both on the PEBAcast and the fine podcast with the folks at OOTP. If you have not heard it, here is the link:
viewtopic.php?f=76&t=11473
The Commish would also like to thank RJ and Reg for their time and efforts as well!!
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Scott - Zephyrs 11:36 AM
I love the Podcast
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11:37
sorry PEBAcast

Mike - Borealis 11:37 AM
(:100:)(:100:)

Denny Hills - Palm Springs Codgers 11:38 AM
I need to stArt listening to that....I’m very self absorbed and have only Codgers knowledge

Yuma:palm_tree: 11:38 AM
That’s the general state of Codgers in the world, Denny. We only know what Codgers know.
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RJ - Sandgnats 11:38 AM
Thanks guys. We are always looking for new ideas, but truly @Ken - Featherheads is the technical and creative director. Big shout to @Ken - Featherheads! and @Reg - Trendsetters the true professional voice of PEBA.

Ken - Featherheads 11:39 AM
thank you, guys!
11:39
we love doing the show and we have big ideas for hte future

Yuma:palm_tree: 11:39 AM
:clap::clap::clap:

Ken - Featherheads 11:39 AM
keep an eye out on the forums...
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Frank - Amsterdam Lions 11:40 AM
I think you should do a mock fantasy draft
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Mike - Coqui 11:40 AM
I've been mispronouncing PEBA apparently.:grinning:

Frank - Amsterdam Lions 11:41 AM
I'm looking forward to a HoF ballot review too
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Mike - Borealis 11:41 AM
The Toyama Wind Dancers and the London Underground have reached an agreement:
11:42
Toyama trades
DH Lorenzo Gonzalez
TOY 7th round Pick
London trades
LON 2nd round pick

Evan - Underground 11:42 AM
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Denny Hills - Palm Springs Codgers 11:43 AM
!

RJ - Sandgnats 11:43 AM
wow!

Ken - Featherheads 11:45 AM
i like it

Mike - Borealis 11:46 AM
Ladies and Gentlemen, It is now December 13th…
11:46
And we have no news on the FA front….

Yuma:palm_tree: 11:46 AM
Beware the ides of December!

RJ - Sandgnats 11:47 AM
buffet time @Michael - Canton !

Michael - Canton 11:47 AM
Yaaas!
11:47
This bacon eggs and hash are amazing!
11:47
Give me more coffee!
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Frank - Amsterdam Lions 11:48 AM
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RJ - Sandgnats 11:48 AM
:scream_cat:
11:49
Is that Drew Streets' late deceased uncle? @Ken - Featherheads

Mike - Borealis 11:49 AM
The Office of the Commissioner would like to make the following exciting announcement:

Denny Hills - Palm Springs Codgers 11:50 AM
...

Mike - Borealis 11:50 AM
As previously announced, the 25th PEBA All-Star Game will be held in Charleston, West Virginia, at Watt Powell Field, home of the Alleghenies…
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Denny Hills - Palm Springs Codgers 11:51 AM
:stadium:

Mike - Borealis 11:51 AM
And we are pleased to announce that the 2032 All-Star game is going abroad - to the Land of the Rising Sun…
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Evan - Underground 11:51 AM
:musical_note: Take me home, country roads :musical_note:

Denny Hills - Palm Springs Codgers 11:51 AM
:japan:
11:51
:sunrise:

Justin - Bureaucrats 11:51 AM
@RJ - Sandgnats "late deceased"....hmmmm

Denny Hills - Palm Springs Codgers 11:52 AM
:crying_cat_face:

Mike - Borealis 11:52 AM
as the Neo-Tokyo Akira will host the 2032 All-Star Game at the Neo-Tokyo Grounds!!!
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RJ - Sandgnats 11:52 AM
@Justin - Bureaucrats :upside_down_face:

Vic (Claymores) 11:52 AM
I need to duck out for a bit, guys, will check in a little later.
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Denny Hills - Palm Springs Codgers 11:52 AM
Hurry back Vic!

Evan - Underground 11:52 AM
I'm going to have to learn some kung foo

RJ - Sandgnats 11:58 AM
its so quiet.... i feel lonely...

Greg - Alleghenies 11:58 AM
I am stepping outside to get refreshed up

Yuma:palm_tree: 11:58 AM
Well, this’ll cheer you up, RJ. :game_die: Roll ’em!

RJ - Sandgnats 11:58 AM
thanks @Yuma!!!

Michael - Canton 11:59 AM
Not enough coffee, be right back as I refill

Ken - Featherheads 11:59 AM
theres a lot of heads buried in laptops... frantically checking and double checking spreadsheets

Greg - Alleghenies 11:59 AM
That's not the kind of rolling RJ need lols

RJ - Sandgnats 11:59 AM
hahahahahaa
11:59
im still recovering from the last 2 nights out with Drew Streets in Asheville....

Yuma:palm_tree: 11:59 AM
I heard a rumor that the young man, the ballplayer, who burst into our meeting so rudely has been granted his wish by the Wish Foundation, or some such make-believe organization.

Dylan - Wind Dancers 11:59 AM
/roll

DicebotAPP 11:59 AM
@Dylan - Wind Dancers rolled 9
Dice
2d6
Rolls
3 6
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Justin - Bureaucrats 12:00 PM
oooh cool
12:00
/roll

DicebotAPP 12:00 PM
@Justin - Bureaucrats rolled 7
Dice
2d6
Rolls
6 1

Ken - Featherheads 12:00 PM
/roll

DicebotAPP 12:00 PM
@Ken - Featherheads rolled 6
Dice
2d6
Rolls
4 2

Mike - Borealis 12:00 PM
The Shin Seiki Evas…

Dylan - Wind Dancers 12:00 PM
I win, you owe me draft picks

RJ - Sandgnats 12:00 PM
/roll

DicebotAPP 12:00 PM
@RJ - Sandgnats rolled 7
Dice
2d6
Rolls
2 5

Mike - Borealis 12:00 PM
(awaiting the boos)…

Ken - Featherheads 12:00 PM
fair's fair

Justin - Bureaucrats 12:00 PM
oooo

Yuma:palm_tree: 12:00 PM
Booooooo … or did you mean booze?

DicebotAPP 12:00 PM
@Jaime - Kalamazoo rolled 2
Dice
2d6
Rolls
1 1

RJ - Sandgnats 12:00 PM
Yuma water?

Yuma:palm_tree: 12:00 PM
Better than booze.

Ken - Featherheads 12:00 PM
jaime with the snake eyes!

Mike - Borealis 12:00 PM
The Shin Seiki Evas and the Arlington Bureaucrats have agreed upon a trade:

Yuma:palm_tree: 12:01 PM
Builds strong minds 12 ways.

Ken - Featherheads 12:01 PM
boooooo

RJ - Sandgnats 12:01 PM
booooooooooo

Ken - Featherheads 12:01 PM
:laughing:

RJ - Sandgnats 12:01 PM
we love you @Kevin - Evas :slightly_smiling_face:
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Mike - Borealis 12:03 PM
ARL trades:
LF Fred Olivas
Shin Seiki trades:
SP Declan Littleworth
SS’s 2031 10th round pick
SS’s 2031 11th round pick
SS’s 2031 12th round pick
SS’s 2031 13th round pick
12:03
(sorry, I had to find it…)

Justin - Bureaucrats 12:04 PM
is ok :heart:

Yuma:palm_tree: 12:04 PM
Arlington’s gonna get rich on all those draft picks!

Justin - Bureaucrats 12:04 PM
:moneybag: :moneybag:

Evan - Underground 12:04 PM
Flip them all to Yuma for that Gato fella
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Yuma:palm_tree: 12:04 PM
Rumor has it he may not be available.
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RJ - Sandgnats 12:05 PM
I've heard a similar rumor Bob

Yuma:palm_tree: 12:05 PM
Yes, I’ve heard that rumor about Bob too. Definitely not all there.

Andy - Harpoon 12:08 PM
omg I am so late

Greg - Alleghenies 12:08 PM
Welcome Andy

Frank - Amsterdam Lions 12:08 PM
Andy!

Mike - Borealis 12:09 PM
Hey Andy!!!

RJ - Sandgnats 12:09 PM
Andy! welcome!

Justin - Bureaucrats 12:09 PM
Andy!

Michael - Canton 12:10 PM
File from iOS
File from iOS


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Mike - Borealis 12:10 PM
The Florida Featherheads and the Yuma ARROYOS have agreed on a trade:

Yuma:palm_tree: 12:10 PM
As security was escorting Gato out of the hotel, a messenger came running down to the lobby from the ballroom. “Mr. Gato, Mr. Gato!” the young lad called.
Gato stopped in his tracks and the security guards let go his arms as the messenger blurted out, “You got it … what you wished for. They’re gonna trade you!”
Gato nearly collapsed. “Really? You not fooling me?”
“No, no, it’s real,” the messenger said.
“Who traded for me?” Gato asked.
The messenger shrugged. “I don’t know,” he said.
“No matter,” said Gato. “I don’t care. I will not pitch in Yuma any more.” And with that he grinned a grin as large as the stadium he would be leaving. “I am Yuman Being no more!”
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Mike - Borealis 12:10 PM
Florida trades
Danny Burke (ML)
FLA 7th round pick
FLA 10th round pick
Yuma trades
Kensaku Gato (ML)

Ken - Featherheads 12:10 PM
bob, you're awesome

RJ - Sandgnats 12:11 PM
WOW! Burke back to Yuma!

Yuma:palm_tree: 12:11 PM
Thanks, Ken, you made it all possible. Gato loves you!

Greg - Alleghenies 12:11 PM
Burke is awful

Ken - Featherheads 12:11 PM
gato owes me big time

Frank - Amsterdam Lions 12:11 PM
That's a lot of contract moving!

Ken - Featherheads 12:11 PM
lol

Denny Hills - Palm Springs Codgers 12:11 PM
:scream_cat:

Yuma:palm_tree: 12:11 PM
“Florida?” Gato asked.

RJ - Sandgnats 12:11 PM
This is my favorite trade of the day.

Mike - Borealis 12:12 PM
AND…

Yuma:palm_tree: 12:12 PM
“Florida.”

Mike - Coqui 12:12 PM
Must be extra happy to go back

Mike - Borealis 12:12 PM
The Featherheads aren’t finished with the Desert Hills…

Kevin - Evas 12:12 PM
Yes he is

Scott - Zephyrs 12:12 PM
Florida has gators and Gato

Mike - Borealis 12:12 PM
The Featherheads and the Reno Zephyrs have agreed on a deal:
12:13
Florida trades
SS Brian Coleman (ML)
RF Tony Velazquez (ML)
SP To-wai Zhou(ML)
Reno trades
2b Jesus Gutierrez (R)
SP Geert Neefs (AAA)
C Randy Howell (AAA)

Ken - Featherheads 12:13 PM
big ol power shift sort of trade

Patrick - Havana 12:13 PM
on Ken's behalf; a mandatory boooooooo! :slightly_smiling_face:

RJ - Sandgnats 12:13 PM
booooooooo

Ken - Featherheads 12:13 PM
lmao

RJ - Sandgnats 12:13 PM
Zhou can get lost in the desert for all I care about him....

Scott - Zephyrs 12:14 PM
40 million added

Patrick - Havana 12:14 PM
Zhou can lead a pitcher to Clearwater ....
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Frank - Amsterdam Lions 12:14 PM
Ken is going to buy all the free agents

Mike - Borealis 12:14 PM
The Office of the Commissioner would like to make the following Public Service message:

Patrick - Havana 12:14 PM
or from Clearwater in this case ...

Ron - Akira 12:15 PM
And I thought you were trying to shed salary Bob, My bad.


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RJ - Sandgnats 12:15 PM
That Streets money :moneybag:

Denny Hills - Palm Springs Codgers 12:15 PM
:money_with_wings:

Yuma:palm_tree: 12:15 PM
Gato fell to his knees in the lobby. “Thank you, thank you, thank you,” he kept saying. “I’m just the messenger,” said the messenger. “Florida,” Gato says, “was always good to me. Yuma … not. I am going home.”

Ken - Featherheads 12:15 PM
lmao

Mike - Borealis 12:15 PM
Please be (re)advised that we will be migrating to v21 on May 8. If you have not already done so, you’ll want to pick up your copy and make sure you are ready to go - please learn from Denny’s unfortunate experience…
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RJ - Sandgnats 12:16 PM
Is he going to ride back on the Streets' jet? :airplane:

Yuma:palm_tree: 12:17 PM
I think Gato is so happy he will just float back to Florida.
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Kevin - Evas 12:17 PM
Man FLA is clearing the books today. Big Free Agent moves coming?

Yuma:palm_tree: 12:18 PM
Burke will be welcomed back to Yuma with a big celebration in our newly named stadium.

Frank - Amsterdam Lions 12:18 PM
Burke will get first licks
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Yuma:palm_tree: 12:19 PM
YEE HAW!
12:19
We’ll move the fences in for him.

Dylan - Wind Dancers 12:19 PM
FLA also has the top 2 picks in a ridiculous top heavy draft. The entire state of Florida is going to be in a Drew Streets level euphoria this season.
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Mike - Borealis 12:21 PM
The Canton Longshoremen and the Amsterdam Lions have agreed on a trade:
12:21
Amsterdam trades:
LF Pablo Garza
AMA’s 4th Round Draft Pick
Canton trades:
CAN’s 1st Round Draft pick

Michael - Canton 12:22 PM
bye bye deeply top heavy draft

RJ - Sandgnats 12:22 PM
wow!

Justin - Bureaucrats 12:22 PM
Ah good old Pablo

Michael - Canton 12:22 PM
Canton is getting excited about the Mountain Man

Frank - Amsterdam Lions 12:23 PM
I'm conflicted on this... Garza has tons of power, but we're not a great power park. Hope he does well for Canton.

Yuma:palm_tree: 12:24 PM
Frank, you’re in Amsterdam. Conflict is in the air and water and soon-to-be-underwater land!

Mike - Borealis 12:24 PM
The Newly minted GM of the Kalamazoo Badgers and the Returning GM of the Amsterdam Lions have agreed upon a trade:
12:25
Amsterdam trades:
AMA’s 2nd Round Pick
Kalamazoo trades:
P Manuel Canales (A)
KAL’s 6th Round Pick

Frank - Amsterdam Lions 12:25 PM
Jaime wouldn't give me my old farm system. :disappointed:

Dan - Ghosts (WIL):building_construction: 12:26 PM
Canales is a former Bear, no? I liked him.

Jaime - Kalamazoo 12:26 PM
It was a bold play, but we had to make some moves to get some youth in our farm system.

Frank - Amsterdam Lions 12:27 PM
Canales was traded from Arlington to Bakersfield to Arlington to Kalamazoo within the span of 7 months

Scott - Zephyrs 12:27 PM
The Winter Meetings are for bold moves
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Dan - Ghosts (WIL):building_construction: 12:28 PM
@Michael - Canton I love the Garza pickup. Worth the pick I think.
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Denny Hills - Palm Springs Codgers 12:28 PM
Bold, schmold! That’s how people break a hip
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Mike - Borealis 12:29 PM
The Office of the Commissioner is pleased to introduce to you the GM of the Canton Longshoremen, Mike, with big news!

Denny Hills - Palm Springs Codgers 12:29 PM
:face_with_monocle:

Dan - Ghosts (WIL):building_construction: 12:29 PM
@Scott - Zephyrs It appears I got out of the DH just in time. Huge move!

Michael - Canton 12:29 PM
Thanks Dan

Scott - Zephyrs 12:30 PM
Zephyrs fans want a winner

RJ - Sandgnats 12:31 PM
the home of the homerun king! (edited)

Denny Hills - Palm Springs Codgers 12:31 PM
If Reno can take Aurora down a notch, we will all be grateful
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Mike - Borealis 12:31 PM
:unamused:
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Michael - Canton 12:31 PM
After 24 long mediocre seasons in Canton, Owner William Marsten IV has decided to give this thing a real go. In doing so, he has decided that Canton is not the place to do it, and we need to be rid of our losing ways.
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Denny Hills - Palm Springs Codgers 12:32 PM
Just leave those nice salmon and green fellows alone... :innocent:

RJ - Sandgnats 12:32 PM
hahaha

Michael - Canton 12:32 PM
Canton has officially moved to Madison, WI, and will now be known as the Madison Malts.
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Dan - Ghosts (WIL):building_construction: 12:32 PM
@Evan - Underground I'll be very interested to see if L-Gon can stay hot. If he can do anything remotely close to what he did in 2030, that's a big boost for London's lineup.

Frank - Amsterdam Lions 12:32 PM
Madison!!!

Mike - Borealis 12:32 PM
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Ken - Featherheads 12:32 PM
whaaaaat

Marco.C - Calzoneros 12:32 PM
This is a pretty big News

Ken - Featherheads 12:32 PM
wow

Denny Hills - Palm Springs Codgers 12:32 PM
Wow!

Yuma:palm_tree: 12:32 PM
Lovely! A root beer mug!

RJ - Sandgnats 12:33 PM
YAYYYY!!!!!!

Scott - Zephyrs 12:33 PM
Huge news

Michael - Canton 12:33 PM
Madison continues their franchise rebrand and association with famous beer vendors around the world.

Denny Hills - Palm Springs Codgers 12:33 PM
I’m glad to see them move closer to the rest of the SL

Kevin - Evas 12:33 PM
That logo!

Dan - Ghosts (WIL):building_construction: 12:33 PM
Oh wow.
12:33
That's huge news!

Greg - Alleghenies 12:33 PM
That's awesome!!

RJ - Sandgnats 12:33 PM
Gnats owner Chuck Dole has a girlfriend in Madison. He'll be excited to visit.

Denny Hills - Palm Springs Codgers 12:33 PM
Tired: CAN
Wired: MAD

Mike - Borealis 12:34 PM
With the move, which Canton and the Office of the Commissioner have been discussing for over a season, Madison will remain in the Great Lakes division…

Frank - Amsterdam Lions 12:34 PM
Fun fact, I lived in Madison for 6 years.
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Mike - Borealis 12:34 PM
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Ron - Akira 12:35 PM
Nice mug
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Yuma:palm_tree: 12:35 PM
Fun fact, I slept in Bobby Zimmerman’s old room one night in Madison.
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Denny Hills - Palm Springs Codgers 12:35 PM
Neat unis

Scott - Zephyrs 12:36 PM
Reno bench coach Ramon Leach loves chees curds and beer and is excited to travel to Madison

Michael - Canton 12:36 PM
Can anyone guess the brewery we are tipping our hats to in this one?

Yuma:palm_tree: 12:36 PM
The Root Beer-ery!
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Patrick - Havana 12:37 PM
all of them?
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Frank - Amsterdam Lions 12:38 PM
It's somewhat familiar, but I can't place it. It might just be the style, too. I could be totally making things up

Michael - Canton 12:38 PM
Haha, it's New Glarus. Home of the WI exclusive Moon Man and Spotted Cow
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Mike - Borealis 12:38 PM
It is December 14, and the last day of the WM…

Frank - Amsterdam Lions 12:38 PM
Ah yes, New Glarus is good

Mike - Borealis 12:38 PM
with no news on the FA front…
12:38
AND…
12:38
The Palm Springs Codgers and the MADISON MALTS have agreed upon a trade:
12:39
MADISON trades:
C Mu-sang Ch’oe (ML)
Palm Springs trades:
2B Charlie Liston (AAA)
Palm Springs’ 8th round draft pick

Denny Hills - Palm Springs Codgers 12:40 PM
BLOCKBUSTER 🦾:microphone:
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Michael - Canton 12:41 PM
Haha, it is! Madison's first trade
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Dan - Ghosts (WIL):building_construction: 12:43 PM
@Michael - Canton I think it's time to hit the "Edit Profile" button!

Mike - Borealis 12:43 PM
The Madison-Palm Springs trade was also the 10th of this years Winter Meetings…

Denny Hills - Palm Springs Codgers 12:44 PM
That means we get a bonus, right?

Greg - Alleghenies 12:44 PM
Yes

Denny Hills - Palm Springs Codgers 12:44 PM
50 million dollars should be ok
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Greg - Alleghenies 12:44 PM
a $50 gift card for service merchandise
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Michael - Canton 12:45 PM
@Dan - Ghosts (WIL) It is! But for documentation purposes we will wait till after the meetings to not confuse the transcript keepers :wink:

Ron - Akira 12:45 PM
Used to work for Service Merchandise
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Yuma:palm_tree: 12:45 PM
Our condolences.

Dan - Ghosts (WIL):building_construction: 12:46 PM
At least change the logo!

Greg - Alleghenies 12:46 PM
As a kid I loved watching the items come up on the ramp they had.

Dan - Ghosts (WIL):building_construction: 12:46 PM
It's too pretty not to use!

Yuma:palm_tree: 12:46 PM
What ramp are you guys talking about?

Greg - Alleghenies 12:47 PM
Service Merchandise

Ron - Akira 12:47 PM
The conveyor belt the warehouse used to send order item to pick up.

Yuma:palm_tree: 12:47 PM
Which is a department of a company like Sears, right?
12:47
Whose service merchandise department?

Ron - Akira 12:48 PM
Used to be, don't think they exist anymore

Greg - Alleghenies 12:48 PM
Bob the store. Ron they are gone.

Yuma:palm_tree: 12:48 PM
There was a store named Service Merchandise? Never heard of ’em.

Mike - Borealis 12:49 PM
As the clock slowly approaches the midnight hour in Asheville, we did have a pair of signings:
12:49
RP Cesar Fuentes signs with the Scottish - $8mil over 2 years…

Yuma:palm_tree: 12:49 PM
At last! Fresh news--which is redundant.

Mike - Borealis 12:49 PM
C Miguel Angel Galvez signs with London - $18m over 2 years…

RJ - Sandgnats 12:50 PM
an active Scottish below the radar....

Michael - Canton 12:50 PM
There we go, that is a bit more comfortable

RJ - Sandgnats 12:50 PM
nice Mike!

Yuma:palm_tree: 12:50 PM
Looks tasty, Mike. Make it a root beer and I’ll take one!

Mike - Borealis 12:51 PM
The Office of the Commissioner would be remiss if we did not bring to the table the news regarding the Hall of Fame…

Evan - Underground 12:51 PM
Yay, Galvez is back!

Dan - Ghosts (WIL):building_construction: 12:51 PM
@Evan - Underground Sorry for stealing him.
12:51
Bargain contract!

Greg - Alleghenies 12:51 PM
Well Galvez, all I did was get you a championship

Yuma:palm_tree: 12:51 PM
@Dan - Ghosts (WIL) Dan, I’ve got a couple players you could steal.

Dan - Ghosts (WIL):building_construction: 12:52 PM
Not until 2032!

Mike - Borealis 12:52 PM
The Nominating Committee is working towards having a ballot for the group soon - and in future years we can expect to have our future HoF classes announced at the Winter Meetings…

Yuma:palm_tree: 12:52 PM
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Denny Hills - Palm Springs Codgers 12:52 PM
We are working to make the first class extra super special

Dan - Ghosts (WIL):building_construction: 12:52 PM
HoF! I'm excited to see the first ballot.

Greg - Alleghenies 12:53 PM
Who has a starting catcher available?

RJ - Sandgnats 12:53 PM
I do!
12:53
Tony Parker is currently single.
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Yuma:palm_tree: 12:54 PM
@Mike - Borealis Are more announcements pending, Mike? The nurse has begun bugging me for her computer.
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Mike - Borealis 12:55 PM
Other than any trades that still may be looming… :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:… no official League business - I think I covered all that…

Yuma:palm_tree: 12:55 PM
Gentlemen, thank you for a delightful morning. The “new and improved” Yuma Arroyos bid you good day. Remember, drink lots of water … Colorado River Water!
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Mike - Borealis 12:56 PM
Ciao Bob!!

RJ - Sandgnats 12:56 PM
Great to see you Bob!

Yuma:palm_tree: 12:56 PM
Hasta la playa, amigos!

Denny Hills - Palm Springs Codgers 12:56 PM
Farewell!

Marco.C - Calzoneros 12:58 PM
Have a nice day!!

Patrick - Havana 12:58 PM
tip o' the hat to Bob :slightly_smiling_face:
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Mike - Borealis 12:59 PM
Folks - it’s almost 1pm out here on the Best Coast, which means the Winter Meetings are nearly finished - so if you need another… say 15 minutes to get a trade in, now is the time to wrap things up and get it posted!
1:00
Also, for all of those who have made a trade, please be sure to post those in the Completed Trade forum…

Scott - Zephyrs 1:00 PM
Great day all

RJ - Sandgnats 1:01 PM
:shaking: the commish's martini: :cocktail: (edited)

Mike - Borealis 1:01 PM
Shaken, please…

Michael - Canton 1:01 PM
Thank you for everything you and Dylan have done today guys.

Scott - Zephyrs 1:01 PM
Shaken not stirred

Mike - Borealis 1:01 PM
three olives…
1:01
ThankYouVeryMuch!

Greg - Alleghenies 1:03 PM
Well Adam Pemberton, get ready for WB it looks like.
1:04
Looking for a closer or a catcher (better D is more important to me)

RJ - Sandgnats 1:05 PM
yw boss!

Greg - Alleghenies 1:05 PM
Let's make Mike do a little more work!!!

RJ - Sandgnats 1:05 PM
Great job Dylan!

Greg - Alleghenies 1:05 PM
Great job Mike and Dylan!!!

RJ - Sandgnats 1:06 PM
It was so awesome to get together with everyone today!

Ken - Featherheads 1:08 PM
thanks everyone!

Brian - Tempe 1:10 PM
Thank you all for putting this together - lots of exciting news to digest for everyone... I’ll continue to lurk in the corner otherwise known as the world indy league for the next 4 months or so...
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Mike - Borealis 1:13 PM
The Clock has started to strike, but we have our 11th trade…
1:14
Hartford trades:
RP Hugh Higgins
Shin Seiki trades:
C Dai Nam Chien (SA)
Shin Seiki’s 2nd round pick (edited)

Michael - Canton 1:15 PM
Fun inside note.. the move to Madison, was originally discussed and planned for the 2024 season. So that would have been New Jersey moving to Madison. Additionally, at that time we had to make good on Duluth (I forget) giving up their minor league team that was in Madison at the time
1:16
I forget if we gave them a pick or players for that

Mike - Borealis 1:16 PM
With that, we conclude the 2030 Winter Meetings. Thanks to Dylan for his hard work behind the scenes, and thank you to all that have attended this fun event!!
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1:17
Look for a new file to be posted soon - and please download that before making an export. All exports before 10am were accepted - if you sent something after 10am (PT that is), you will need to redo your work…
1:18
AND… Remember, exports from this file will be your last chance to protect a player from the Rule 5 draft…
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Dan - Ghosts (WIL):building_construction: 1:19 PM
Thanks guys!
1:19
An entertaining event from the sidelines!

Greg - Alleghenies 1:49 PM
I hate figuring out the last 3 spots of my 40 man roster...

Jeff Dudas - Maulers 1:55 PM
Hiya All! I'm sorry to be signing is so late; looks like everybody had a great time!

Mike - Borealis 1:57 PM
Hey Jeff!
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