Coming soon - my plans to introduce a coal-colored baseball!Borealis - Commissioner wrote:We'll know for sure if and when you send a midget up to bat for the Coal Sox or run a Disco Demolition Night promotion at Allegheny Field.Coal Sox wrote:Am I the Bill Veeck of the league?
Wait - that's a page from Finley's book.
Ah well. I'll be an unholy combination of the two!