Well, until that heroic guy is hired, my name is Doug Olmsted, and I've been entrusted to safeguard the Shisa figurine necklace and not misplace it.
A little about myself:
- Lifelong resident of the wild metropolis of Bismarck, North Dakota.
- Father of two teenage boys and a spirited third grade girl.
- Out-kicked my coverage in marriage.
- Grew up playing Baseball Stars on Nintendo (80's kid). OOTP almost brings as much joy to me today as 10 year old me received from Baseball Stars.
- Played baseball through junior college (so, in other words, I'm just like 50 million other guys who believe they were wrongfully overlooked by bigger schools and professional scouts).
- Went through a career change this past year, allowing me an abundance of time and sanity (less money, but worth it a hundred-fold)
- Atlanta Braves fan growing up due to TBS. Made the switch to the Minnesota Twins once I had kids (Note: I still freakin' hate Kent Hrbek with every once of my being for violently pulling my favorite player, Ronny Gant, off first base during the 1991 World Series).
- Hobbies include: Making lawn games in my garage; Not stepping on foul lines as I coach my boys in travel ball; Picking up and repairing all the crap (mostly furniture) my wife finds on Facebook Marketplace as part of her refinish/repurpose hobby.