Opening Day!

[Arroyos]

Can't wait! Better than xmas, more fun than birthday presents, tastier than turkey day, holier than easter eggs, nearly as old as passover, more surprises than halloween, fewer fireworks than new years (thank heavens!), and nearly as celestial as the equinoxes--Opening Day is the best day of the year.

Unless, of course, you work for the Yuma Bulldozers, in which case Dante's journey through Purgatory is a romp compared to what you're about to endure.

Will the 12 Million Dollar Man be replaced as Yuma's manager? Will the only female GM in the PEBAverse be fired, again? Will the Yuma Consortium of Owners cash in their shares and sell the club to some town with more residents than the stadium holds? And will the former GM ever be released from the Camarillo State Mental Hospital?

Stay tuned.

[Borealis]

I, for one, can't wait, for summer time in Yuma, 'Dozer baseball, and ice cold tall glass of Yuma water!!!

[Sandgnats]

Agreed! Replays tonight and a cold one, two... three...