Neat Stuff, Post-Sim Thread: 2029, Season 23

[Sandgnats]

Harrumph! I don't know who Yuma thinks they are, having just orchestrated a tank job for the ages (3-24 in September). Don't they realize that the #1 overall pick in next year's amateur draft belongs to the Maulers by birthright!

Based on Manchester's stellar .000 2028 PEBA winning percentage, it is the Maulers who have the top pick...

You'll be hearing from my lawyers about that arbitrary decision!

(Oh, wait, we don't have any lawyers at the moment. Or a manager, or GM, or any owners. Yikes!)

I'll represent you Bob for some Yuma water!

[Sandgnats]

“The ballpark has never sold out,” said Bulldozer spokeswoman Pam Postema. “Instead of empty seats, we’ll have filled dormitories. It’s a way for baseball to give back to the community.”