The Official Steve Hott thread!
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The Official Steve Hott thread!
Steve Hott. Man or astroman? He's a PEBA legend. With his pastry inspired looks and road worn luggage held together by duct tape and stickers of the places he's called home this is a man whose time has come. Simply stated, we need a dedicated thread to reveal the legends and myths of Steve Hott. To separate the chaff from the wheaties, so to speak. Got a fact, stat or myth about Steve Hott? Post it here!
Steve Hott legend #1
Steve Hott has legendary mental recall. Steve Hott once forgot how to throw a boomerang, but it came back to him.
Steve Hott legend #1
Steve Hott has legendary mental recall. Steve Hott once forgot how to throw a boomerang, but it came back to him.
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Steve Hott "When he drives a car off the lot, its price increases in value."
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Steve Hott has sleep apnea and once had to have a sleep study. During the sleep study, he snored a perfect rendition of Vivaldi's "The Four Seasons" which brought one of the technicians to their knees, overcome with emotion.
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Steve Hott cooks minute rice in 30 seconds.
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When Steve Hott orders a Dos XX, he gets a third X free of charge...
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When Steve Hott throws his fastball it doesn't travel to the plate. It just hangs in midair while he pushes the Earth away at 95mph.
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Steve Hott is so cool he doesn’t read these forum posts.
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Hahahhahhahahhahaha this made me laugh out loud at work and two people ran into my office to wonder what was so funny.... they obviously didn't get it.Leones wrote:When Steve Hott throws his fastball it doesn't travel to the plate. It just hangs in midair while he pushes the Earth away at 95mph.
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Steve Hott was born in Cisco, Texas as was Darrel Croft of the group Seals and Croft.
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Ok so now I feel like I'm missing out on a running joke, and I'm the one that DFA'd the guy
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There's actually good reason why you missed it... it all started a little bit before you arrived!Bears wrote:Ok so now I feel like I'm missing out on a running joke, and I'm the one that DFA'd the guy
From ep. 5 of the podcast (4 minutes in), when Ken and RJ were chatting about the Bears, which had the lone empty GM seat at the time, and the team's excellent pitching. Everyone looked fantastic .... except Steve Hott, who's stats seemed to stick out like a sore thumb
Ken and RJ then practically started the Steve Hott fan club, and elevated him to PEBA 'meme' status.
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Steve Hott's cutter is so slow that he has to come to the park the day before to throw it to ensure it reaches the plate by game day.
It's so good that he emails the umpire the night before to let him know if it was a ball or a strike.
It's so good that he emails the umpire the night before to let him know if it was a ball or a strike.
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Designated For AwesomenessBears wrote:Ok so now I feel like I'm missing out on a running joke, and I'm the one that DFA'd the guy
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When Steve Hott is evaluated for WAR, he always pulls aces from the top of the deck...
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Of all the hilarities in this thread, this one just slayed me somehow.Badgers wrote:Designated For AwesomenessBears wrote:Ok so now I feel like I'm missing out on a running joke, and I'm the one that DFA'd the guy
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