Baseball and Religion

  • The Prodigal Franchise

    An excerpt from the 5th chapter of Jobu 11 And the Commissioner said: A certain division had five franchises: 12 And the younger and less successful of them said to the...

  • The Great PEBA Flood

    The fourth chapter of the book of Rodriguez: 1 And it came to pass, when PEBA franchises began to multiply on the face of the earth, and divers general managers were...

  • Sabermetrics and the Bible

    An excerpt from the 16th chapter of the book of II Weaver: 17 And it came to pass, when Canton Longshoremen Assistant General Manager Jay Wells saw Manager Joe Jackson, that Wells...